#1
Ok, here's the deal:

I'm going on annual camp next week (army cadets force thing), two weeks away!
So, there are two girls who are going who keep feeling my bum, but not always, one day they are, the next they're completely ignoring me.
Should I try and get lucky with one of these girls OR go for someone else?
The thing is the girls are total CHAVS!! and pretty dumb too. But they're both decent looking I guess.

Or I could try going for someone else I quite like, but I don't know whether she's taken or not, but she's much more smart than the other two, and a bit prettier too!

So, one of the one's who seem up for it (?), or the one who is smart and prettier and ISN'T a chav??


HELP!!!

Thanks
#4
They feel your bum.
So like up it or just around it, because that's pretty odd.

Remeber always bring a towel, er condom.
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Sounds like they're just takin the piss.

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#10
Play it by ear.
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#12
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Both.

Seriously, though, go for the better one, then if it doesn't work out, you always have your backup chavs there for ya.



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#13
Screw that, just go find a nice bear cub and have yourself a wild good time. It may be a little rough but I'm sure you'll learn to love beastiality

Bullsh*t aside, I'd say go for the prettier one first. You don't know if she's taken or not so why not try? Worst thing she can say is she's not interested and then in that case, you fall back on the other girls that are feeling up your ass. Either way, you'll get some.
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Screw that, just go find a nice bear cub and have yourself a wild good time. It may be a little rough but I'm sure you'll learn to love beastiality

Bullsh*t aside, I'd say go for the prettier one first. You don't know if she's taken or not so why not try? Worst thing she can say is she's not interested and then in that case, you fall back on the other girls that are feeling up your ass. Either way, you'll get some.


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