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#1
Ok, this is going to be pretty long,

i went over to my girlfriends house on saturday to help them get ready for a yard sale, and spend the night to help out the next day. My girlfriend and I (she's 13 and im 14) were going through a pregnancy scare after a bad decision a few weeks ago on a beach trip...so we have been freaking out since then. I convinced my parents to let me sleep over an extra night, and my girlfriend couldnt stand waiting anymore, she had to know. so we got out of her bed (yes, her parents let us sleep in the same bed...they are awesome lol) and decided to sneak out at midnight to walk about 5 miles to go find a store with a pregnancy test. On the way there, i saw a fox and it started following us, which scared the crap out of us, had a fat black guy tell us from his car that we looked cute together, and we nearly got hit by a car.. when we finally got to the shopping center, none of the stores were open. so we asked a bus driver where we could find a convienience store open that late, and we walked another half mile in the direction he said to go, where we eventually found a 7-11 that had pregnancy tests. after we got it and were ridiculed by a really religious group at the store, we went to the mcdonalds on the way back to her house so we could take the test, but only the drivethrough was open. so my girlfriend and i begged the guys at mcdonalds to let us buy some food even though they arent supposed to unless the customer has a car, and they eventually made a new batch of frys for us, and a milk shake. so after that, we went back to her house, and snuck back inside without waking up her little sisters, and we went to take the test. she went to the bathroom, and we were waiting for the results and she remembered to flush the toilet.. she looked in and said "wait...why is there blood?"



it was the biggest waste of time ever, but it was so freaking funny!

i'll try to add pics later, she has some on her phone of us at the mcdonalds
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#4
You can be pregnant and still have periods, you know?
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#6
damn I was hoping for her to be pregnant so the story would actually be interesting
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#7
why would we want pics? i want my time back
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#8
I just needed to tell someone, lol, if this happenned to you, wouldnt you want to tell people?
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#9
Wayyy too much text to read

I'm gonna say, yes, do it
Originally Posted by filthandfury

haha

I congratulate you good sir on being EPIC.
#10
It did say she wasn't pregnant right? You didn't just disregard it and not check?
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#11
sounds like quite the day
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Ok, this is going to be pretty long,

... My girlfriend and I (she's 13 and im 14) were going through a pregnancy scare after a bad decision a few weeks ago on a beach trip...so we have been freaking out since then. I convinced my parents to let me sleep over an extra night, and my girlfriend couldnt stand waiting anymore, she had to know. so we got out of her bed (yes, her parents let us sleep in the same bed...they are awesome lol) and decided to sneak out at midnight to walk about 5 miles to go find a store with a pregnancy test...


If by "awesome" you mean "recklessly irresponsible". Seriously, if after a damn pregnancy scare at age 14 you're still thinking that way, there's no helping you. Can't wait to see the thread for your next **** up.
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It did say she wasn't pregnant right? You didn't just disregard it and not check?


yes, we did, and it was negative, thank god
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#17
That was the most useless paragraph I've read all month(it's the end of July). Make small talk or something with this story, don't start a new thread. COME ON!!!! lol
#18
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why would we want pics? i want my time back

Seriously.

No one wants pictures of you and your girlfriend at McDonalds.
#19
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yes, we did, and it was negative, thank god

Okay, just checking.
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#23
You sexed up a 13 year old? Wow, nice rape.
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#26
Ok first of all your both quite dumb aren't you. 13 and 14. My god man wait till your nuts actually drop. Secondly, pics of you at McDonalds? Was it really an interesting trip... note my sarcasm You've done it though, you have managed to waste alot of peoples time

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#27
your too young

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#28
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Ok first of all your both quite dumb aren't you. 13 and 14. My god man wait till your nuts actually drop. Secondly, pics of you at McDonalds? Was it really an interesting trip... note my sarcasm You've done it though, you have managed to waste alot of peoples time

Right on...

haha

Ive said this
#29
well... I still want pics..

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#30
well that was a roundabout way of saying "I banged my girlfriend, I guess I'm pretty awesome" Seriously grow up
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You sexed up a 13 year old? Wow, nice rape.


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#32
How did you both sneak out of the daycare?
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#34
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hahaha


That means yours havent Dropped yet





You evil man! Just writing him off, saying his gonads are still useless.
#35
you wasted moments of my life MOMENTS I CAN NEVER GET BACK i hope your happy
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#37
See you on jeremy kyle

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#38
Get the pics up already, we're all emotionally attached to the story now
Might as well round off this insanity.
Originally Posted by filthandfury

haha

I congratulate you good sir on being EPIC.
#39
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Wayyy too much text to read


If you think that's too much text you might want to look into the possibility of you having Attention Deficit Disorder. That or you have the mental capacity of an, er, average teenager.
#40
I found that story to be cute
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