#1
SO,
Used searchbar, nothing cam up. So, post stories of you getting caught masturbating here!

My Contribution:
I was masturbating, my grandfather opens up the door, closes it automatically, then, when I see him upstairs, he tells me not to put that kind of stuff on the internet. he thought that I was filming it and putting it on the internet. he didn't tell my parents or anything, so, it's koo.

GO!!!
#6
You youngins, always puttin' your masturbatin' on the information superhighway!!!

You should use the search bar more.
#7
Quote by guitardude34875
SO,
Used searchbar, nothing cam up. So, post stories of you getting caught masturbating here!

My Contribution:
I was masturbating, my grandfather opens up the door, closes it automatically, then, when I see him upstairs, he tells me not to put that kind of stuff on the internet. he thought that I was filming it and putting it on the internet. he didn't tell my parents or anything, so, it's koo.

GO!!!




K, koo.
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#10
One time I got caught masturbating and my mom cut my dick off, put it in a jar of alcohol, and told me I could have it back when i turn 18.
#11
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heh, I used the exact same term to search for it


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#12
I'm just gonna go ahead and guess you literally put "The Stories of Getting Caught Masturbating Thread" in the searchbar. Actually, I'm going to put that in and see if the Carrot Skinned thread shows up.

Edit: ...yeah, it shows up.
What'd you search?
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#16
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One time I got caught masturbating and my mom cut my dick off, put it in a jar of alcohol, and told me I could have it back when i turn 18.


troll much?
#17
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I'm just gonna go ahead and guess you literally put "The Stories of Getting Caught Masturbating Thread" in the searchbar. Actually, I'm going to put that in and see if the Carrot Skinned thread shows up.

Edit: ...yeah, it shows up.
What'd you search?


"getting caught mastirbating"
#19
Quote by guitardude34875
SO,
Used searchbar, nothing came up. So, post stories of you getting caught masturbating here!

My Contribution:
I was masturbating, my grandfather opens up the door, closes it automatically, then, when I see him upstairs, he tells me not to put that kind of stuff on the internet. he thought that I was filming it and putting it on the internet. he didn't tell my parents or anything, so, it's koo.

GO!!!


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#20
You fail at searchbar use. This might be a good time to reassess your life.
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#21
Quote by guitardude34875
"getting caught mastirbating"

theres your problem right there
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