#1
i came home today to find a huge black dog in my yard. bit worrying as a have a pet galah and thought he might have eaten it...

anywho, hes awful friends and i named him rufus and gave him food and water because he was looking desperately skinny.

i cant nor do i want to keep this dog, i just wanna find his owner

how should i go about this
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newspaper
radio
posters
fap
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#3
Put an ad in the paper, or take it to a shelter.
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#5
make posters for it and put them up around town
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#6
Eat it.

Or like others have said put it in the newspaper. Oh and have you checked if it had any identification on it?

I think this is the perfect thread for this

1.Get lost dog
2.Put ad it paper
3.?????
4.profit
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#7
This actually worked once. Look at the dog and say "let's go home". I'm serious. A lot of dogs know the way back, and know what "home" means.
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shoot it, and bury it in the local park.
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#12
Shoot it and sell it to the vietnamese. Or is that cats?
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#13
well, you could hope someone in the pit has lost their dog?
considering this seems to be the first place you've came to...


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radio
posters
fap


win.
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#17
They usually have electronic chips nowadays

Don't take him to a dog pound though, if nobody comes for him he'll be put down

Put an ad in the paper with a photo is what I'd do.
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Rufus is going to take you on an excellent adventuer threw time.

Be excellent to him, and PARTY ON DUDE!
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Rufus is going to take you on an excellent adventuer threw time.

Be excellent to him, and PARTY ON DUDE!


LOL

I totally didn't make that connection until I read your post.

That having been said, follow the dog on an excellent adventure through time. That will help you find his owner, maybe.
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#21
an old fellow came to my door just before looking for a large black dog. then yelled at me for 'stealing' his prized possession.

bastard
he dosnt deserve poor rufus
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