#1
So as of late, it has become popular to lampoon my posts by making mad libs out of them, so I thought I would make a thread devoted to a new one each day.

My post for today:

So tonight I am at my computer lurking around on the pit, and I read the thread about the guy and his girl being 14 and 13 and having a pregnancy scare. It was a wall of text, so SaintsofNowhere made an emoticon version of it. I read it as I am using my laptop at the kitchen table. His emoticon version makes me laugh so hard it prompts my dad to ask me what is so funny. I just tell him that it is a joke a friend e-mailed to me. He asks what the joke is. I just tell him that it is something that his generation wouldn't understand. He gets this really sad look on his face and walks away.
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#2
Sorry, I would, but I won't; mad-libs come from spontaneous rants. They can't be forced
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Its lame.
#3
Aww, Karvid, you are the mad lib king! I promise they will always be spontaneous and ranting.
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#4
So tonight I am at my _____ lurking around on the ______, and I read the thread about the ______ and his _____ being 14 and 13 and having a _____ scare. It was a wall of text, so ________ made an _______ version of it. I _____ it as I am using my ____ at the kitchen table. His ________ makes me laugh so hard it prompts my dad to ask me what is so funny. I just tell him that it is a _____ a _____ e-mailed to me. He asks what the joke is. I just tell him that it is something that his _______ wouldn't understand. He gets this really ____ look on his face and ______.

^
that's a mad lib


Edit:ahhhhhhh, beatin to it by the ts and person above
#5
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So tonight I am at my _____ lurking around on the ______, and I read the thread about the ______ and his _____ being 14 and 13 and having a _____ scare. It was a wall of text, so ________ made an _______ version of it. I _____ it as I am using my ____ at the kitchen table. His ________ makes me laugh so hard it prompts my dad to ask me what is so funny. I just tell him that it is a _____ a _____ e-mailed to me. He asks what the joke is. I just tell him that it is something that his _______ wouldn't understand. He gets this really ____ look on his face and ______.

^
that's a mad lib :mad


Edit:ahhhhhhh, beatin to it by the ts and person above

That's better than TS's. The idea of a mad lib is to take out words like nouns and adjectives, not whole phrases.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#6
This is why I need help, because I can't mad lib!
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

Quote by John Frusciante
Music isn't the Olympics. It's not about showing other people what you can do with a piece of wood in your hands that has strings on, it's about making sounds that are good.
#7
So tonight I am at my ____ lurking around on the ____, and I read the ____ about the guy and his ____ being 14 and 13 and having a _____ scare. It was a wall of ____, so SaintsofNowhere made an ______ of it. I read it as I am using my_____ at the kitchen table. His ______ makes me laugh so hard it prompts my dad to ask me ______ so _____. I just tell him that it is _____ a friend ______ to me. He asks what the ______ is. I just tell him that it ______, his generation wouldn't understand. He gets this really ______ on his face and _____ away.

Meh.
#8
So tonight I am __a pokemon___ lurking around on the pit, and I read the thread about_______bulbasaur________. It was a wall of text, so___charmander__ made an _____ecstacy story_____ of it. I read it as I am using my _pidgey_ at the __chest__. His___raping___ makes me laugh so hard it prompts my dad to ask me what is so funny. I just tell him that it is a joke a friend e-mailed to me. He asks what the joke is. I just tell him that it is something that ____has to do with rape_____. He gets this _pedosmile_ and walks away.



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#9
So tonight I am at my fap box lurking around on the fap channels, and I read the Daily Fap about the guy and his Johnson being 14 and 13 and having a Excitement scare. It was a wall of poop, so SaintsofNowhere made an collage of it. I read it as I am using my hand at the kitchen table. His shlong makes me laugh so hard it prompts my dad to ask me to rub it so gently. I just tell him that it is barely a friendly fap to me. He asks what the Fap is. I just tell him that it feels good, his generation wouldn't understand. He gets this really exited look on his face and faps away.
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