What should i get for an engagement present?
Um... a ****ing ring?
are you the one getting engaged? or are you like going to a shower for someone else?
Not me engaging somone... Like my friends are engaged and im supposed to get them something
And lots of it.
Possibly even 2 bottles.
or a whole case even
gift card. unless they're registered somewhere...then you can just kinda pick whatever
Hmm ok, a gift card for like a homewares shop? One with cups and saucers, and pots and ****?
Leave a bag of burning dog**** on their front porch... the gift that brings us all together...