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#1
So I cut my hair today, to about 1/4 of an inch, and decided a beard would look good with it. (I always have wanted a beard, but never grown it longer than a week.) I'm thinkin of not shaving. What does everyone think about beards. I am thinking like a light beard not a jew beard.
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#3
I'd get beaten up if I did that I'm sure!
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take it to the epic beard thread.



theres an epic beard thread?!?!
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#8
It depends though. Some are epic, some fail. Keep it kinda short and it will be awesome.
#10
Short chin strap FTW!

Whatever happened to that beard growing contest thread? That sure died a death......
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#11
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take it to the epic beard thread.

Tool! I searched for beards there were no epic beard threads. You fail.
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Ollieyoufool seems like a self-made man.

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If you punched through plasterboard, I'm pretty sure you can fill it.
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#12
Make sure you hide for a few years if you're letting it grow, as the middle stages make you look like a...

er...

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#13
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I'm only 14.

I can't grow one yet



So has anyone who goes regularly to the gym noticed that duing an intense training programme your beard grows faster?
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So has anyone who goes regularly to the gym noticed that duing an intense training programme your beard grows faster?


Mine just grows faster when I concentrate on it.

"Hey can you grow a beard?"

*grunt of effort*

*poof!*

Epic beard.

Seriously.
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#16
DAMNIT I want a beard. At 18 any attempt to grow an epic beard would just be silly though...
#17
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DAMNIT I want a beard. At 18 any attempt to grow an epic beard would just be silly though...


Epic beards suck.

Keep the hair short, and it'll look much better.

Long beards might be all "hardcore" but you look like a dick with one.
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#19
Well my beard is semi thick already, and its only been a week since I shaved, its about 1/8-1/4 of an inch long and reasonably thick, but I need more. I am a very hairy individual, I had chest hair when i was in 7th grade so it doesn't take me long to grow a beard. And i have noticed that when I am working or focusing on stuff, it grows much faster.
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Ollieyoufool seems like a self-made man.

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If you punched through plasterboard, I'm pretty sure you can fill it.
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#20
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I'm only 14.

I can't grow one yet



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...eventually, better give it a year or so.
#21
just get a neat little goatee. Then stroke it when your intruiged.
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#22
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just get a neat little goatee. Then stroke it when your intruiged.



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#23
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just get a neat little goatee. Then stroke it when your intruiged.


+1


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#24
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just get a neat little goatee. Then stroke it when your intruiged.

I always stroke mine

Especially when i'm aroused.
#25
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I always stroke mine

Especially when i'm aroused.


I always stroke his.

Especially when he's aroused.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#26
I do enjoy stroking things when I'm aroused/intrigued!
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If you punched through plasterboard, I'm pretty sure you can fill it.
If you punched through bricks, why are you scared of your dad?
#28
I was just thinking about this myself. My friends say I should go for it but I'm like 2 weeks in and already not enjoying the process.
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I always stroke his.

Especially when he's aroused.


I'm stroking mine right now
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#33

now that's an epic beard
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#35
Short thick, trimmed beards are best. A distinguishing feature. I do a #1 shave every 3rd day on mine.

With long beards you have to make sure you don't get food stuck in them otherwise you just look stupid. And you can't wear jackets with zippers because they always get caught in them.
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#36
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Nope that didn't come up, and isn't relevant to the topic. Fool.
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Ollieyoufool seems like a self-made man.

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If you punched through plasterboard, I'm pretty sure you can fill it.
If you punched through bricks, why are you scared of your dad?
#37
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Well my beard is semi thick already, and its only been a week since I shaved, its about 1/8-1/4 of an inch long and reasonably thick, but I need more. I am a very hairy individual, I had chest hair when i was in 7th grade so it doesn't take me long to grow a beard. And i have noticed that when I am working or focusing on stuff, it grows much faster.


Yeah same with me. Been growing my beard for about two weeks and it's already longer than my dad's.

Well, to answer honestly. I'm growing it for 3 reasons:
a) My girlfriend isn't here to bitch at me about not shaving.
b) I'm too lazy to shave.
c) Beards are, indeed, epic.
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#38
I had a beard for a good 8 months from last august until about may. Then it started getting too hot so I shaved down into a goatee. And that is the end of my beard story...For now
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#39
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Nope that didn't come up, and isn't relevant to the topic. Fool.


it doesn't matter whether it's relevant, you said 'Tool! I searched for beards there were no epic beard threads. You fail.

Which there blatantly is...

and it's not my fault if you're too retarded to spell beard right in the searchbar.
#40
I got a beard at the moment because i'm in a beard-growing contest with a friend. At first, see if you like it with just stubble, then you can shape according to what you thnk looks best.
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