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#1
Ok, theres this guy at school who has admitted he has never taken a wank in his life and he's 16. We tried to convince him to do it by saying his penis would explode and he would have a high risk of getting prostate cancer if he didn't (he believed us to).

What are everyones thoughts on this?

Is this normal?
#2
nyeah I guess it happens


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#4
no this is definately not normal !!!

it means you are a f*ckin thunder c*nt
leave the guy alone
stop invading his privacy
its his body
he can do whatever he want with it

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#9
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Ok, theres this guy at school who has admitted he has never taken a wank in his life and he's 16. We tried to convince him to do it by saying his penis would explode and he would have a high risk of getting prostate cancer if he didn't (he believed us to).

What are everyones thoughts on this?

Is this normal?


If he doesn't want to just leave him alone... for christ sake


Now I've had wanks but I believe if somebody doesn't want to... JUST LEAVE THEM THE **** ALONE!!!
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#12
You're the one with the problem.

Good on the guy is he has a bit of control over himself tbh, more than 99% of us can do. He'll probably have a much more healthier relationship in the future too.
#13
Let him be.
And not wanking doesnt highly increase your chance of prostate cancer,wanking just improves your chances of not getting it

EDIT:Just give him a hand job
#14
Lying.

Naturally...
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#15
asexual?
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#16
lol
I dunno why everyone's got sand in their vagina about tryin to get him to wank.
I thought it was quite funny, personally.
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#17
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oh god it's become a UG thing now?!
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Ok, theres this guy at school who has admitted he has never taken a wank in his life and he's 16. We tried to convince him to do it by saying his penis would explode and he would have a high risk of getting prostate cancer if he didn't (he believed us to).

What are everyones thoughts on this?

Is this normal?


k, koo'
yup its a sig... yeaaah..
#21
Quote by timo1
Let him be.
And not wanking doesnt highly increase your chance of prostate cancer,wanking just improves your chances of not getting it

EDIT:Just give him a hand job



Erm. Isn't that like, basically, the same?
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#22
I really think you should find some more constructive past-times.
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#24


I'm sure he's probably lying too you. Unless he's deeply religious in which case he's lying to himself
#25
How exactly did you find this out?

"Man, I wanked so much yesterday."
"Yeah, me too. I just found this new pr0nz site, [censored]"
"[censored]? I'll have to try that one out sometime."
"Yeah, you should. It's great. Best fappage of my life."
"Hey, what about you, Jim? Did you have a wank last yestereday?"
"Uh...no."
"Why not?"
"I don't know. I've just never wanked."
"WTF?!?!?" (goes to tell UG)
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#26
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so hes never came or just never wanked?

i suggest purchasing a girl-like friend

purchase pr0n and/or girlfriend depending on your collective budget. Or just leave him the hell alone. Whatever floats your boat
#27
*facepalm*

Wow. I'm somewhat speechless.

...But I can't say something like this isn't expected from UG lol.
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#28
An old mate at college is nearly 20 and has only masurbated once in his life. He didn't like it. It's normal. Some people find self-abuse is wrong, or boring or just unnatural.


I'm the opposite though.
#29
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How exactly did you find this out?

"Man, I wanked so much yesterday."
"Yeah, me too. I just found this new pr0nz site, [censored]"
"[censored]? I'll have to try that one out sometime."
"Yeah, you should. It's great. Best fappage of my life."
"Hey, what about you, Jim? Did you have a wank last yestereday?"
"Uh...no."
"Why not?"
"I don't know. I've just never wanked."
"WTF?!?!?" (goes to tell UG)

"Of course I wank...uhh... it was like a bag of sand.

....it said 'I love you long time' "


As for you TS, you're strange. Of course its normal. Who on earth masturbates? That's gross. Who would want to rub their penis for stimulation?
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#31
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No.

Look at it this way.

If you don't wank, you have an average rate, if you wank often, you have a less than average rate of contracting whatever disease it was.

But if the average person wanks...
#32
Quote by soulflyV
I dunno....


...sounds pretty queer to me.

Wait, you're trying to make a guy wank?

That is queer.


+1

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#33
Lol i find it weird that he hasnt wanked by the age of 16..

I also find it weird that it was brought up in conversation
#35
Leave the poor guy alone.

If doesn't want to wank, don't make him!

Personally, if someone followed me around, telling me to wank, I would have smashed a folding chair over your head.

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#36
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I also find it weird that it was brought up in conversation



+1,000,000

Did this just pop up in a conversation about jacking it?
#37
just let him do it when he wants. there might be a reason why he hasnt e.g. small penis or an infection
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#38
Quote by Kyle.E
You're the one with the problem.

Good on the guy is he has a bit of control over himself tbh, more than 99% of us can do. He'll probably have a much more healthier relationship in the future too.

And he'll last 2 or 3 minutes in teh beds.
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#39
Take a wank. Where the hell can you take a wank too?
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#40
Do what I did to my friend, shove a knife to his face, tell him to drop his pants and have a good time.

Its only for his own benefit!
Be a man.

Do the right thing.
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