And they keep trying to make me wank. I'm 16, and have never wanked, they told me that I might get prostate cancer or my penis could explode. Is this true, pit?

Am I normal?
Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
I'm so fed up of these stupid threads every time someone posts something going on in their lives
I see you're not using the UG black theme

Originally posted by GOD
akm_202, i now announce you, king of awesome. You may bow down to me.
You are completely normal.

You just play guitar over having a fat wank yes?

Well, I can ell you from experience, it truly is an experience.

Feels great, makes you relaxed, gives you a happy bright outlook on life.

But, I guess being friendly isn't for everyone.

That being said.

Don't give in to peer pressure
"Whats that noise??"

"... Jazz"