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#3
Wtf!? That's even worse than what chav mums call their kids here!!
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lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


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#5
Idiot parents. I'm looking at you Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow
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#8
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Idiot parents. I'm looking at you Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow



Flam·boy·ant
French, from participle of flamboyer to flame
1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#10
I think I like sex fruit better.

When I have a kid, I'll be sure to tell them,
"Be grateful we didn't name you sex fruit."

Flam·boy·ant
French, from participle of flamboyer to flame
1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#12
Quote by andyd93
Wtf!? That's even worse than what chav mums call their kids here!!


only just though!

my gf used to be an admin for the national childrens hospice (in a particularly rough area) and she'd come home after work and mention some of the kids names...

about a dozen individual families in the area with babies named "chardonnay" or "mercedes." one family had even given thier child the middle name "baron," after the name of a nightclub in the area.

dire as f***.
#13
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You couldn't have commented on the thread that was made about this days ago?


uh sorry, I must've missed it.
and apparently,

everyone else who posted in here has too.

Flam·boy·ant
French, from participle of flamboyer to flame
1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#14
I love sex fruit
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#16
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I think I like sex fruit better.

When I have a kid, I'll be sure to tell them,
"Be grateful we didn't name you sex fruit."


It is technically correct though, if you think about it.

The child is a fruit of the sex.

Although it would be like calling the kid X-chromosone X-chromosone, or X-chromosone Y-chromosone.
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Whaat? I'd rather be that, than "Talula does the hula".
It would be badass,
"Hello I'm Brfargqergoarnjr34123211222fad. Nice to meet you"

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It is technically correct though, if you think about it.

The child is a fruit of the sex.

Although it would be like calling the kid X-chromosone X-chromosone, or X-chromosone Y-chromosone.


X-chromosone Y-chromosone, I love it.

Flam·boy·ant
French, from participle of flamboyer to flame
1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#20
Imagine introducing yourself when meeting new people.

"Oh hello, you look new, I'm Jack, whats your name?"
"Yeah Detroit"
"Um.. Yes I like detroit too, but whats your name?"
"YEAAHH DEETTRROOIITT!!"
Be a man.

Do the right thing.
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Quote by Mr. Rittard
Whaat? I'd rather be that, than "Talula does the hula".
It would be badass,
"Hello I'm Brfargqergoarnjr34123211222fad. Nice to meet you"


X-chromosone Y-chromosone, I love it.

Apparently, it's pronounced Albin.
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#22
Sex Fruit..? That's genius, I'd love to be called that, it'd be like being an attractive banana...or soemthing.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#24
Quote by rich_sg
Idiot parents. I'm looking at you Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow


I mean, but, seriously? Compared to all of the other ATROCIOUS names that people give their kids these days, those two are, like, the least worst offenders. It's best not to get me started on this subject; some of the stuff that people come up with these days is no less than disgusting.

Whatever happened to real names? To paraphrase the great George Carlin, what happened to Eddie? He was here a minute ago.

Just one of the many, many reasons people today should stop reproducing.
#25
did you know kevin smiths daughter is named HArley Quinn. thats ****ing sick
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The whole muagy thai or whatever crap is just meh to me.
#26
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Idiot parents. I'm looking at you Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow


yeah!

wtf are Apple and Moses for names nowadays (or ever for that matter in the case of Apple)

f*ckin Chris Martin
#27
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did you know kevin smiths daughter is named HArley Quinn. thats ****ing sick


He must really love Batman
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#28
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 was a name intended for a Swedish child who was born in 1991.

Parents Elisabeth Hallin and Lasse Diding had planned never legally to name their child as a protest against the naming law of Sweden which reads, "First names shall not be approved if they can cause offense or can be supposed to cause discomfort for the one using it, or names which for some obvious reason are not suitable as a first name."

Because the parents failed to register a name by the boy's fifth birthday, a district court in Halmstad, southern Sweden, fined them 5,000 kronor (US$682 at the time). Responding to the fine, the parents submitted the 43-character name in May 1996, claiming that it was "a pregnant, expressionistic development that we see as an artistic creation." The parents suggested the name be understood in the spirit of 'pataphysics. The court rejected the name and upheld the fine.

The parents then tried to change the spelling of the name to A (also pronounced ['albin']). Once again the court refused to approve of the name, citing a prohibition on one-letter naming.

In his first passport, the boy's name was given as "Icke namngivet gossebarn", meaning "unnamed little boy".
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Hubert Blaine Wolfe*schlegel*stein*hausen*berger*dorff, Sr. (Wolfe+585, Senior) is the short name of a Philadelphian typesetter, who has the longest personal name ever used. "585" represents the number of additional letters in his full surname (total 590). His full 746-letter name is Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe*schlegelstein*hausenberger*dorffvoraltern*waren*gewissenhaft*schaferswessen*schafewaren*wohlgepflege*und*sorgfaltigkeit*beschutzen*von*angreifen*durch*ihrraubgierigfeinde*welche*voraltern*zwolftausend*jahres*vorandieerscheinen*wander*ersteer*dem*enschderraumschiff*gebrauchlicht*als*sein*ursprung*von*kraftgestart*sein*lange*fahrt*hinzwischen*sternartigraum*auf*der*suchenach*diestern*welche*gehabt*bewohnbar*planeten*kreise*drehen*sich*und*wohin*der*neurasse*von*verstandigmen*schlichkeit*konnte*fortplanzen*und*sicher*freuen*anlebens*langlich*freude*und*ruhe*mit*nicht*ein*furcht*vor*angreifen*von*anderer*intelligent*geschopfs*von*hinzwischen*sternartigraum, Senior.

if you can speak / read german its even more funnier

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubert_Blaine_Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff
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#31
That's stupid.

Personally I would name my child after scorpion, my favourite mortal kombat character.
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#32
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That's stupid.

Personally I would name my child after scorpion, my favourite mortal kombat character.


Call your child Get Over Here _____(whatever your surname is).
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Call your child Get Over Here _____(whatever your surname is).




I might just do that. And I'll always dress my kid in yellow.
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#34
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I might just do that. And I'll always dress my kid in yellow.


If he gets dressed holding Up+A he magically appears in red with a flaming skull.
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You can't prove that people DON'T walk on water. turn water into wine etc.
#35
Kensai, I shall name my child Sub Zero, and he can be your kid's nemesis.

We can meet up and have barbecues while they fight for our

It's only right
UG's Batman



NOW WITHOUT CHRISTIAN BALE'S "GRUFF" LISPY VOICE!


Batman doesn't need Christmas to wear his Santa hat.
#36
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If he gets dressed holding Up+A he magically appears in red with a flaming skull.


Pfft, like I didn't know that

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Kensai, I shall name my child Sub Zero, and he can be your kid's nemesis.

We can meet up and have barbecues while they fight for our

It's only right




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Flam·boy·ant
French, from participle of flamboyer to flame
1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#39
sex fruit
number 16 bus shelter
sage moonblood

ftw

am i the only one that understands the number 16 bus shelter thing?
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
Last edited by iantheman at Jul 29, 2008,
#40
Quote by iantheman
sex fruit
number 16 bus station
sage moonblood

ftw

am i the only one that understands the number 16 bus station thing?


probably.
care to elaborate?

Flam·boy·ant
French, from participle of flamboyer to flame
1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

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