#1
last night i was boozing with my buddies and at the end of the night i decided to give myself a tattoo... it was supposed to be a [803] , being my area code. i started stabbing myself and whatever and i only finished the bottom of the first bracket, it took me about a half an hour and i just got tired and passed out. so now i just have a half an inch straight line on my skin..do you guys think since i already have the bottom of the first bracket on my leg i should go ahead and finish up my original idea, or should i take this line and turn it into something different. what is something cool i could make out of a straight horizontal line?
#3
last night i was ______ with my _______ and at the end of the _____ i decided to give myself a _______.. it was supposed to be a ______ , being my _______ i started _____ myself and whatever and i only _______ the _______ of the first _______, it took me about a half an hour and i just got ______ and __________. so now i just have a half an ______ on my _______..do you guys think since i already have the ______ of the first ______on my ____ i should go ahead and _______up my ________ idea, or should i take this _______and turn it into something ______. what is something______ i could make out of a _____________

Edit: Yes, it's getting old, but that story is ideal for a madlib
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#4
I say don't be an ass and get a proper tattoo done
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i broke a pen apart and dipped a needle in the ink..and i was ****ing trashed i drank a liter bottle of smirnoff vodka
#9
is it like a haedcore thing?

like in pa its cool to be in the 610
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#10
I suggest you just stop. If you want a tattoo, go make some money and get it done professionally. Otherwise, you'll look like a tool or an ex-convict.
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#11
Why would you give yourself a tattoo of your area code? Do you plan on staying within that area code your entire life?

Or do you just forget it on occasion?
#12
i thought it would be cool to remember where i grew up and my teenage years and ****
#13
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I suggest you just stop. If you want a tattoo, go make some money and get it done professionally. Otherwise, you'll look like a tool or an ex-convict.

But maybe he's both?
i thought it would be cool to remember where i grew up and my teenage years and ****

Wait... so otherwise you'd forget? Does this have something to do with your alcoholic lifestyle?
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#14
It's your skin, bro. Get a professional tat over it, a good artist should be able to cover it up if it's just a line. But if you want your area code, then it's on you (no pun intended).
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last night i was sleeping with my friend and at the end of the night i decided to give myself a fapjob. it was supposed to be a quickie , being my very aroused state i started fapping myself and whatever and i only fapped the beggining of the first few minutes it took me about a half an hour and i just got sweatier and sweatier. so now i just have a half an erection on my hand..do you guys think since i already have the erection of the first fapping session on my mind should go ahead and finish up my fapping to a gay idea, or should i take this erection and turn it into something softer. what is something funny i could make out of a pile of fap juice



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#16
Well done!
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#18
Why do people keep giving him **** about tatting his area code?


I say go get the original idea done professionally now that you have a line tattooed on your leg.
#20
u should get it on your forehead.

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#21
First off, I'd like to say that your area code idea is pretty kickass...

I've done some self tattooing... but I use a heavy garuge piece of wire and a lighter... and just burn it in... Or back in the day, a razor blade (those go away after a year or two)

But really, it's your skin... You should put something YOU like, not waht UG likes....

And second of all, the major lib sh!t is just as annoying as the "inb4icumblood" ****.

both are spam and annoying as fu*k
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#24
So you just dipped a needle in some ink (was it water or oil based?) and stabbed yourself with it? You're just asking for an infection there buddy. Don't be stupid, go to a real tattoo artist and let them do what they do best.
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last night i was boozing with my buddies and at the end of the night i decided to give myself a tattoo... it was supposed to be a [803] , being my area code. i started stabbing myself and whatever and i only finished the bottom of the first bracket, it took me about a half an hour and i just got tired and passed out. so now i just have a half an inch straight line on my skin..do you guys think since i already have the bottom of the first bracket on my leg i should go ahead and finish up my original idea, or should i take this line and turn it into something different. what is something cool i could make out of a straight horizontal line?
just give it time to "ripen". it will eventually look awesome:
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last night i was boozing with my buddies and at the end of the night i decided to give myself a tattoo... it was supposed to be a [803] , being my area code. i started stabbing myself and whatever and i only finished the bottom of the first bracket, it took me about a half an hour and i just got tired and passed out. so now i just have a half an inch straight line on my skin..do you guys think since i already have the bottom of the first bracket on my leg i should go ahead and finish up my original idea, or should i take this line and turn it into something different. what is something cool i could make out of a straight horizontal line?



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#31
Pics or it didn't happen............
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#32
There's this guy who hangs out at our local pub. Used to go to my school before he got kicked out. So he owns a tattoo machine, and one night he's blazed off his face with a couple of buds. What do they do?

Wonky stick men covering his arms and legs. Guy looks like a ****in' heiroglyph.
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in the proccess of jabbing myself...






finished although i will probably go back over the entire thing tomorrow to make it darker. i will probably regret this but at least i can look back and laugh at how stupid i was....maybe?
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There's this guy who hangs out at our local pub. Used to go to my school before he got kicked out. So he owns a tattoo machine, and one night he's blazed off his face with a couple of buds. What do they do?

Wonky stick men covering his arms and legs. Guy looks like a ****in' heiroglyph.



God, that made me laugh!

#37
you should have someone else do it that looks ****ty
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#38
Put down the bottle.
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