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last night i was drinking with my eyes closed, and at the end of the bottle, i decided to give myself a blowjob.. it was supposed to be a pleasuring experience , being my blowjob and all... i started suck myself and whatever and i only came once the feeling of the first squirt, it took me about a half an hour and i just got limp and shrivelled. so now i just have a half a hickey on my dickey..do you guys think since i already have the half of the first hickey on my dickey i should go ahead and **** up my hickey idea, or should i take this global and turn it into something like goatse? what is something sexual i could make out of a hickey on a dickey?
#2
drug thread?
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#5
You're about as funny as a scab.
Kind of nominated for Best Retired User.


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#6
Dude, how did you give yourself head??? Please teach me!!!
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#7
me and my friends went into a deep conversation about this
is it gay or not...
2 of them said its gay
me and my other friend said that its not gay cause its your own dick

but doith what you wantith
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#8
I think he is still drunk
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#12
O_o


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#14
Quote by Pyrest
last night i was drinking with my eyes closed, and at the end of the bottle, i decided to give myself a blowjob.. it was supposed to be a pleasuring experience , being my blowjob and all... i started suck myself and whatever and i only came once the feeling of the first squirt, it took me about a half an hour and i just got limp and shrivelled. so now i just have a half a hickey on my dickey..do you guys think since i already have the half of the first hickey on my dickey i should go ahead and **** up my hickey idea, or should i take this global and turn it into something like goatse? what is something sexual i could make out of a hickey on a dickey?




k, koo.

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#18



this right here is the reason that the lol wut pear should NOT be banned....
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#20
sucking your own love-length? I have heard of such things but never expected something like that to happen in The Pit!!! O_o
#21
your british.
Brits do not usually get circumised did your foreskin cover your bellend? if so this may be the reason pull it back to reveal you head and you should be good to go, other wise google blow job tips.


/ hold on WTF


PS its not gay, you toss your self off dont you and thats not gay....
#23
rofl, that's all I can say. If you feel like it, go ahead. Otherwise keep drinking
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#24
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I started that madlib, I feel proud, now.

Here's the original thread https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=921728


Thank you. I was waiting for someone to realise that it was, pure BS.
#26
Quote by Pyrest
last night i was drinking with my eyes closed, and at the end of the bottle, i decided to give myself a blowjob.. it was supposed to be a pleasuring experience , being my blowjob and all... i started suck myself and whatever and i only came once the feeling of the first squirt, it took me about a half an hour and i just got limp and shrivelled. so now i just have a half a hickey on my dickey..do you guys think since i already have the half of the first hickey on my dickey i should go ahead and **** up my hickey idea, or should i take this global and turn it into something like goatse? what is something sexual i could make out of a hickey on a dickey?

I think I died a little inside when I read this
#28
Quote by Pyrest
Thank you. I was waiting for someone to realise that it was, pure BS.

Well seeing as I was the one who made the mad lib (not the original post, though), it's kind of hard to miss
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Karvid is sexy

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#32
k, koo? Epic Thread it seems to be.
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#34
Quote by JMack
You're about as funny as a scab.

I like this insult.

Permission to use this should an appropriate situation arise?
#35
Quote by GodofGuitar1991
what the **** they closed mine.....



oh, I see what you did there.
Well have fun in the fotb.

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#37
Quote by Pyrest
@Chobes:

a) It didnt happen,
b) Id get banned.
c) A moment's silence for an hero; GodofGuitar1991.

*moment of silence*


Well, I wanted scientific evidence to prove the theory if one can perform oral sex on one's own penis.
#38
Quote by Chobes
*moment of silence*


Well, I wanted scientific evidence to prove the theory if one can perform oral sex on one's own penis.


Marilyn Manson?

He removed two of his ribs so he can suck himself off.


#40
Quote by Chobes
*moment of silence*


Well, I wanted scientific evidence to prove the theory if one can perform oral sex on one's own penis.


I heard about some guys have gotten their lowest rib cage bone thingies removed so they could reach their mangoodies to suck their own magic pipe.


EDIT:
Damn you, NielsWho.

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French, from participle of flamboyer to flame
1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

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