5 year old leaves daycare, steals gum and soda, and goes to hooters.

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#5
i read the thread title as gun, instead of gum
still really badass
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#8
That kid is awesome! I bet his daddy is proud he went to Hooter's, but not that he stole gum & soda.
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They gave him a coloring book...

I wonder what that coloring book looks like...

i thought that hahaha
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#12
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what a badass
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#18
I read about this on Absolutepunk.net about a week ago. Kinda late.
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#19
none of us will ever be as cool as this man.

NEVER

Lets start a petition for him to stat a religion.

Hell be probaly impregnated a hooters bitch while at it
#20
thats pretty ****ing awesome, a coloring book? wtf? that kid (or should i say Man) walked two blocks in 100 degree heat and stole gum and a soda, he deserves some titties!!!!
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#22
Haha. That's awesome.

By the time he's ten years old, he'll be stealing cigarettes and beer and be walking into strip clubs.
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#23
"The boy then hiked to a RaceTrac gas station where he stole a soda, according to investigators."

LOL that's some fine police work.

Looks to me like Hooters knows how to take care of a kid better than that daycare! Awesome.
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They gave him a coloring book...

I wonder what that coloring book looks like...

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#25
What an interesting child.
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#26
, that kid is cool. lol. we had a kid get out of a day care down here, unfortunatly he ended up in the hospital, not Hooters.
#27
Daddy must be so fucking proud!
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#29
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Damn, if more kids were like that kid I'd probably hate them less.

if more kids were like that crime rates in gum and soda stealings would go up duh
#30
thing is..................how did he find the Hooters....like he must have been there before or something
i dunno its a bit of a random place for a kid to randomly

most kids go where it seems familiar
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Funny story haha.
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#32
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thing is..................how did he find the Hooters....like he must have been there before or something
i dunno its a bit of a random place for a kid to randomly

most kids go where it seems familiar

Or the kid simply knew where the action was at.
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#33
LOL he had a little homing device hidden on him haha
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#35
This kid will grow up to be the manliest man of all.
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#37
lol that kid is so awesome, but you know that daycare place is sooo ****ed now
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thing is..................how did he find the Hooters....like he must have been there before or something
i dunno its a bit of a random place for a kid to randomly

most kids go where it seems familiar


Maybe that's why Hooters had coloring books. He's a regular there.
#39
That kid needs to go buy a guitar and write a concept album about this. I don't care if it sucked; I'd still buy it.
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