#1
so its the summer season and i hang out with friends and go swimming... but i go over this girls house that i really like and i go swimming and shes so hot that i somtimes get an erection and i have to hide it or somthing... like i was at the beach and it happened. Even when i dont have an erection the bathing suit still makes me feel like everyone could see it no matter where i put it.

Any suggestions?
#4
Have sex with her. The boner should go away.

That is what your penis is trying to tell you. Why don't you just listen?
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#7
Cut it off. And post pictures.
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#8
Lol I was about to say cut it off too.
I think you know what needs to be done then.
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dont hide your boners, if its large enough to create a noticable bulge, then show it off
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#12
The real creative solution here is to just go nude.


Also, another solution would be to tie it to your leg with some sort of rubber band like utensil.
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dont hide your boners, if its large enough to create a noticable bulge, then show it off



if its not you should just cut it off
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dont wear a bathing suit.
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Shove it down your pant leg.


when i do this, you can see the difference in size of my leg compared to the other one
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dont hide your boners, if its large enough to create a noticable bulge, then show it off

but unfortunately for him..........
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#20
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flick it up into your waistband, it hides it, and feels really good



that does not feel good
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#22
When you get a boner just think about your parents doing it. Major turn off lol
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Have sex with her. The boner should go away.

That is what your penis is trying to tell you. Why don't you just listen?


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When you get a boner just think about your parents doing it. Major turn off lol


Psh, fag.
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Penis my guide
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#29
Dude, when you put it in your waistband you can still see it pointing up through your shirt.

Just let her see it. She won't say anything and if she likes it then **** HER!!!

And if it's small.... CUT THAT **** OFF.
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flick it up into your waistband, it hides it, and feels really good


AND if your REALLY lucky you'll shoot a load into your belly button. Your erection will go away and you'll get relief.
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#31
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flick it up into your waistband, it hides it, and feels really good


That strategy is totally useless if you're not wearing a shirt.
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flick it up into your waistband, it hides it, and feels really good


Superbad reference possibly?

I agree with this guy. +1
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if its not you should just cut it off


yea.

TS, how big is your ****? you well hung? missing a few inches?
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