Poll: Do you ****ing hate ham!?
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View poll results: Do you ****ing hate ham!?
I hate ham with pure RAGE
46 23%
it's ok
64 32%
i love ham(i'm gay)
85 42%
i've never had this specimen of food
6 3%
Voters: 201.
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#1
my mom buys this ****ty presliced ham that you just microwave, and she cooks it with these potatoes called Au-gratin(sounds as discusting as it is), we've had it for like 5 months and it tastes like ****ing ****!! It's so rubbery and gross.

so am i the only one for this random hate for ham?
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#2
i've never had microwaved ham. but i do love them oinkers (according to you i'm gay)
I see no sign of fortress.
#6
Quote by X&Y
I have a guinea pig named Ham

don't microwave him, it'll taste like ****.
my gear:
Jackson DKMG(the one with EMG 81/85's)
b-52 AT 212 100 watt amp
old gear i'll probably sell eventually:
yamaha beginners guitar
gunmetal grey Fender squire strat
Fender 65R amp
#7
youve obvioulsy never had good ham then
and the au-gratin are scalloped potates
both kick asss
so apparently im gay too...if that's what it takes i guess i've switched teams
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#10
Is this ham like cold meat or a joint of ham?
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#11
Quote by Thales
Your mom microwaves dinner? Fun!

just the ham cause supposedly it's precooked.
my gear:
Jackson DKMG(the one with EMG 81/85's)
b-52 AT 212 100 watt amp
old gear i'll probably sell eventually:
yamaha beginners guitar
gunmetal grey Fender squire strat
Fender 65R amp
#14
I love ham, I'm gay!!!

Buy fresh sliced deli ham and stop being a bitch. Also, never microwave ham ever, it's in strict violation of ham law.
#15
Quote by clancy256
youve obvioulsy never had good ham then
and the au-gratin are scalloped potates
both kick asss
so apparently im gay too...if that's what it takes i guess i've switched teams

but i've had bad beef, bad fish, bad turkey, bad sheep, why does Ham have to taste so ****ty when it's bad? I mean, compared to the other bad animal parts, ham is the worst.
my gear:
Jackson DKMG(the one with EMG 81/85's)
b-52 AT 212 100 watt amp
old gear i'll probably sell eventually:
yamaha beginners guitar
gunmetal grey Fender squire strat
Fender 65R amp
#16
Quote by mikeyElite
ham>bologna

i dont get why balogna is spelled that way. shouldnt it be baloney or something?
i hate the english language
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#17
Quote by soccerguy6494
i dont get why balogna is spelled that way. shouldnt it be baloney or something?
i hate the english language

it's actually the italian language :P

but bologna is another ****ty brother of ham
my gear:
Jackson DKMG(the one with EMG 81/85's)
b-52 AT 212 100 watt amp
old gear i'll probably sell eventually:
yamaha beginners guitar
gunmetal grey Fender squire strat
Fender 65R amp
#18
i take it off my Egg Mcmuffins. so now they are actual Egg Mcmuffins.
#19
Quote by electricsnake
it's actually the italian language :P

but bologna is another ****ty brother of ham

ah...
that makes a little more sense
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#21
I dislike ham, but I will eat it.


my mother's "Aug-Rotten" Potatoes are delicious though
#22
Meh, i don't really like ham.
I can't stand most meat though, I'd probably be a vegetarian if I didn't hate them so much.
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#24
dude, im jewish and I love ham. What is wrong with you
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#25
...microwaved ham...?

*shudders*
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#26
Ham and Bologna taste like ****, roast beef and turkey ftw
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#27
Quote by meh!
...microwaved ham...?

*shudders*

i guess that could be the focus of my rage towards ham. It's so ****ing gross when it's microwaved.
my gear:
Jackson DKMG(the one with EMG 81/85's)
b-52 AT 212 100 watt amp
old gear i'll probably sell eventually:
yamaha beginners guitar
gunmetal grey Fender squire strat
Fender 65R amp
#31
Quote by heaven's gate
Wait, TS, do you mean ham, or HAM as in SPAM and KLIK?

well actually i was referring to ham, but it's presliced and precooked, so my mom just microwaves it and it tastes like ****. I guess i could try this "good ham" and see if it's any good.
my gear:
Jackson DKMG(the one with EMG 81/85's)
b-52 AT 212 100 watt amp
old gear i'll probably sell eventually:
yamaha beginners guitar
gunmetal grey Fender squire strat
Fender 65R amp
#33
Quote by electricsnake
well actually i was referring to ham, but it's presliced and precooked, so my mom just microwaves it and it tastes like ****. I guess i could try this "good ham" and see if it's any good.

In that case, I voted wrong. Anyhow I love ham. You should try ham thats done properly, in the oven, not the microwave. That sounds like a trainwreck.
#34
Quote by guerito
potatoes au-gratin are delicious


+1

I love them so much...one of my favorite things my mom makes!
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#35
i hate ham, its disgusting, man im sorry about your mom making that for dinner, my moms a great cook, so is my dad.
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#36
I used to have a bag lunch in 7th grade and 8th and i had a ham sandwchic everyday and i got sick of it, i cant eat it anymore
#37
as for the au gratin, do yur guyses parents make it from scratch or are you stuck with betty crocker like me? Pre-sliced/pre-cooked/microwaved ham, with au gratin from a box, delicious right?(sarcasm)
my gear:
Jackson DKMG(the one with EMG 81/85's)
b-52 AT 212 100 watt amp
old gear i'll probably sell eventually:
yamaha beginners guitar
gunmetal grey Fender squire strat
Fender 65R amp
#38
Quote by electricsnake
as for the au gratin, do yur guyses parents make it from scratch or are you stuck with betty crocker like me? Pre-sliced/pre-cooked/microwaved ham, with au gratin from a box, delicious right?(sarcasm)

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#39
A pic of the container that forementioned ham is sold in would help me make a decision.

(I'm gonna LOL if his mom is microwaving lunch-meat and feeding it to her family.)
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#40
5 month old ham will always, always be bad.
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