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So, i came home from an outing with friends and went to open the garage door and saw a cats head sticking out, and i was like holy ****! thats my neighbors cat and i quickly punch in my birthday to open my garage door. only to find that the cat is as dead as heath ledger. so my dad threw the cat in my neighbors front yard with a snowshovel
I guess my mom closed the garage door on its neck


now, my neighbor used to be my best friend so am i obligated to tell him?

Or should i make up some reason that wasnt my moms doing?
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#3
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Pics? Plox?
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#5
just tell him it was an accident...
he'll understand... hopefully
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#7
...This is hardly funny you sick bastards.

And yes, tell your neighbor what happened, apologize, too...
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#8
dude, tell your neighbour. get the head back, and the rest of the cat if possible, and bury it somewhere. have a funeral if you want. just dont chuck it somewhere, its unhygenic
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#9
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Just buy a replacement cat. Problem solved.

It's the perfect plan! They'll never tell the difference.
#10
If he's your best friend, just be like "Man that sucks what happened to your cat" and if he didnt like the cat..tell him.....otherwise, make your mom tell their parents
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Just buy a replacement cat. Problem solved.


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#12
Rape the dead cat head............
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So, i came home from an outing with friends and went to open the garage door and saw a cats head sticking out, and i was like holy ****! thats my neighbors cat and i quickly punch in my birthday to open my garage door. only to find that the cat is as dead as heath ledger. so my dad threw the cat in my neighbors front yard with a snowshovel
I guess my mom closed the garage door on its neck


now, my neighbor used to be my best friend so am i obligated to tell him?

Or should i make up some reason that wasnt my moms doing?

Yea thats really smart to tell the internet your garage door combination. I hope someone breaks into your house at night and rapes you.
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#14
that heath ledger joke wasn't cool man.
but yeah just tell your neighbor.
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Yea thats really smart to tell the internet your garage door combination. I hope someone breaks into your house at night and rapes you.

It's not like we know where he lives....or do we?

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Yea thats really smart to tell the internet your garage door combination. I hope someone breaks into your house at night and rapes you.

your right, but you dont know the order in which it goes, is it the month spelled out, or the year, or the specific date, are there zeros? maybe i was adopted and born of a different date.

maybe ill **** your mom tonight? but i probably wont
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Yea thats really smart to tell the internet your garage door combination. I hope someone breaks into your house at night and rapes you.


But we don't know his birthday...

Anyways, I third the notion of the buying of a replacement cat.

They're pretty much all the same anyway.
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But we don't know his birthday...

Anyways, I third the notion of the buying of a replacement cat.

They're pretty much all the same anyway.


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#21
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Pics? Plox?


i lol'd out loud at plox, because i thought me and my mates were the only ones who said that

ur a hero
#22
That sucks man. just say you found it dead already in your garage, if your friend knows your not a sick phsyco killer you should be okay
#23
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i lol'd out loud at plox, because i thought me and my mates were the only ones who said that

ur a hero

Lol thank you, thank you. The only reason I said that was because today one of my friends asked me what it meant. I was like, "You don't know what pl0x means??"
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#24
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I think it was a re-enactment of Drew Barrymore in Scream gone very very wrong. I say you question all the cat's friends and determine the culprit Cluedo style.

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that heath ledger joke wasn't cool man.
but yeah just tell your neighbor.

yeah that wasn't drew barrymoore it was rose mcgowen...and yeah that heath ledger joke was majorly funny..got pills haha
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yeah that wasn't drew barrymoore it was rose mcgowen...and yeah that heath ledger joke was majorly funny..got pills haha


Way too soon. Uncool.
#26
It Wasn't Your Fault the Cat Died , But On Other Hands It Died in Your Yard....Be Responsible And Own Up , Tell your Neighbour The Cats Dead And Your Best Regards That the Cat Is In Cat Heaven . Laters .
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It Wasn't Your Fault the Cat Died , But On Other Hands It Died in Your Yard....Be Responsible And Own Up , Tell your Neighbour The Cats Dead And Your Best Regards That the Cat Is In Cat Heaven . Laters .

...Your text disturbs me a bit, did you have caps lock on accidentally?
#29
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Way too soon. Uncool.

quit bein a wuss it was you and the other dude who got my thread locked for the same reasons candy***es these days
#30
I'm sorry, i ****ing cracked up when i saw this post.


but no, tell the guy what must have happened. if he's your friend, he won't be pissed, he'll understand. be open with people, i find it's easier.
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#31
I don't know, my mom ran over my best friends dog and he wasnt mad and my neighbour ran over my cat and I wasn't mad, and I liked that cat, he wouldnt let you touch him unless you touched him with your feet.
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...Your text disturbs me a bit, did you have caps lock on accidentally?

Deliriumdrummer lolwut
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#34
That's sick and disturbing? Why do so many of you find it funny?

Oh yeah I'm in the pit. -_-
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#35
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That's sick and disturbing? Why do so many of you find it funny?

Oh yeah I'm in the pit. -_-



because it's sick and disturbing.


win.


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#36
1. Tape the head
2. Hide tape with pubic hair.
3. Place on his bed.
4. ?????
5. Profit
#37
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because it's sick and disturbing.


win.

yeah making a joke about poor ol heath ledger for shame
#38
wait a minute wasnt there just a thread about soemones cat getting decapitated and then finding it in their yard
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#39
buy a cat??? who the hell pays money for a cat? just go to an animal shelter and adopt one that looks like it, cats have no personality anyway.
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#40
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buy a cat??? who the hell pays money for a cat? just go to an animal shelter and adopt one that looks like it, cats have no personality anyway.


Somebody is a dog person methinks.
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