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#1
Just read about this guy.
Around one year ago, a list of the search queries of the users of AOL was leaked to the internet. Luckily (for some people), the usernames weren't published, but only the user number. Though some people were recognizable because they searched for their own name.
Well back to the point of this thread. From all these users, there was one, user 927, known for having the most bizarre search queries.
Though that you pitmonkeys would like it.

Post your favorite queries .

Here is his search log:
http://consumerist.com/assets/resources/2006/08/user927.txt

My favorite ones:
heal time for broken legs
dog sex
forced rape porn
hentai pedofilia
dying elmo
holocaust rape
child molestation and rape porn
japanese child slave molestation and rape porn
children of god

This is one interesting guy to be his neighbor .

EDIT: Here you can search for other users too. Enjoy.
http://www.aolstalker.com
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#3
LOL skin mold and fungi
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#4
sounds like 90% of the pit. is that classified under user 927?

children of god? hahaha. doesn't fit.
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#5
Oh boy.
What a guy


EDIT: rough gay sex


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#6
thats the wierdest search query ive ever seen..............
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#10
**** you found my searches? how'd you do that..?
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The questions people ask here makes me wonder how the TS's dress themselves in the morning and can shower without drowning...
#12
927 baby names 2006-05-12 13:28:13 6 http://123-baby-names.com


wow i really hope this guy isn't having a kid. Just wait for it. This guy will show up in this thread.
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#13
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**** you found my searches? how'd you do that..?

They were on your hard disc when I cloned it.

Oh ****... Just forget about this
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#14
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I love how "MLA Citation" is thrown in there.
What a pervy little kid.

Yeah that just gives it anyway that it's some 13-14 year old kid.
#15
why was i not surprised to see jefree star among skin mold,child rape, sex torture, elmo sex torture etc?

EDIT: beauty and the beast porn
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#20
Lol, he searched for Neil Peart and Paul Rodgers.
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#21
Quote by aetherspear
hey, Children of God is a great movie, so he's cool in my book...

I think that you're talking about Children of Men. Amazing movie.
Children of God is a cult. They claim to have nice actions, but there were a lot of children abuse charges against the members, and ex members telling about abuses and parents on large LSD trips.
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#22
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#24
I'd say that the flower stuff belongs to a mother or sister or something, the other regular stuff to a father, and the ****ed up stuff to a badly adjusted teen
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#25
927 intersexed genitals 2006-03-19 17:34:37
927 child incest hentai 2006-03-26 16:05:41
927 j. edgar hoover's sex life 2006-03-29 23:47:10
927 incest rape 2006-04-17 20:12:58
927 chlamydia 2006-04-17 20:42:44
927 electric sex torture 2006-04-18 19:52:31

and my favorite

927 beauty and the beast beastility porn 2006-04-29 18:57:43
#26
pee fetish.
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#27
hardcore pee
electric sex torture
oh i like that baby. i put on my robe and wizards hat
holocaust rape
tranny sex
****herthroat
rough gay sex

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#30
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I think this sums up the thread.
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#31
Funny queries aside, it pains me to know that there are still people who use AOL.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#32
I don't see how you guys find this funny. He was probably an internet predator. Look at all his questionable searches, then the ones it seems a typical teenage girl would look up. He probably used that in attempt to relate with his internet victims.
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#33
...

"Hardcore pee?"

"beauty and the beast disney porn?"

"oh i like that baby. i put on my robe and wizards hat?"

"harry potter nimbus 2000 broom?"

"virtual children?"

EDIT: This guy is disgusting: http://www.aolstalker.com/336865.html
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#35
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 15:01:24 3 http://www.nisiet.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 15:01:24 4 http://www.holyroodarchaeology.org
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 15:01:24 2 http://www.midon.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 15:01:24 1 http://dominationguide.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 19:16:38 6 http://www.premium-sex-links.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 19:16:38 8 http://debauchery.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 19:16:38 10 http://www.rhynecyder.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:14:29 11 http://www.realty-usa.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:14:29 12 http://www.musicblitz.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:14:29 14 http://www.gene-sis.net
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:14:29 15 http://www.westtexasonline.org
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:14:29 18 http://www.igati.org
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:14:29 24 http://www.berkshirebnbhomes.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:14:29 25 http://www.astronomy-national-public-observatory.o
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:18:02 26 http://www.stagebeautymovie.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:18:02 27 http://www.moonfog.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:18:02 28 http://www.eyeinstitutecrete.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:18:02 29 http://www.eda-sf.org
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:18:02 31 http://www.iratescotsman.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:18:02 32 http://www.igati.org
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:18:02 36 http://www.satellitemoon.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:18:02 37 http://www.astronomy-national-public-observatory.o
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:18:02 38 http://www.polisur.org
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:33:51 41 http://www.rarestonemuseum.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:33:51 50 http://www.modereko.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:33:51 51 http://www.ecept.net
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:33:51 55 http://www.nanobusiness2004.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:35:33 58 http://hot.anzwers.net
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:35:33 65 http://arda.blogspirit.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:35:33 69 http://www.isdsworld.org
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:35:33 70 http://www.buffaloshows.org
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:38:50 75 http://www.capecorps.org
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:38:50 73 http://seboomookwildernesscampground.com
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:45:48
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:46:37
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 20:47:10
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 21:33:59
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 21:36:45
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 21:37:01
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 21:37:27
927 pee fetish 2006-04-16 21:38:20


this is how many times he searched pee fetish..
#38
"was abe lincoln gay" is my favourite so far. Oh, "limp wrist syndrome" suggests something....
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