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#1
today I came home to find my cat on my lawn with its head missing!
I was so ****ing sad/pissed
whoever did this I'm going to kill!
..>!>
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#6
please post pics.......
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#9
The internet will never believe this unless you provide pictures. Now, that's a lot of people. Sad, misguided people albeit, but people nonetheless. Are you sure you want all of them to think you're a liar?
Go on.
Post the pics.
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#11
You got it wrong noob. The cats head wasn't severed. The garage door just closed on its neck and its head was on one side. The cat was in one whole piece.
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#12
break in, and **** his couch and steal his DVD player. then leave your cat's body on the wall.
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hahaha, your clever I still think SOMEONE should post pictures of headless cats


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#17
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break in, and **** his couch and steal his DVD player. then leave your cat's body on the wall.

IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!


had to.
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#19
this would be funny, but i never said that the head was dismantled!
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#21
pics or it didnt happen
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#22
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It's a ROBOT CAT?


The plot thickens...

shut up! if it were a robot cat id be glad its dead


i ****in hate robots
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#24
How old was it? Maybe it's still under warranty, and Microsoft will give you 3 free months of Xbox live.
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****s about to get real
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#27
leftybassdudes mom did it I saw his dad use the snow shovel on it
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#29
i call shenanigans
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#30
oh man, that's freakin crazy. hope you're kidding cuz i doubt your cat could get its head chopped off, laying on your lawn when cats are pretty fast in nature. must see pics.
#33
just give it a funeral and bury it
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#34
haha what are the chances that a dudes cat's head is off the body and another user is saying there was a cat dead between his garage door can yall say liars?
#35
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hahaha, your clever I still think SOMEONE should post pictures of headless cats

I searched and to my disappointment, the internet is direly lacking in pictures of decapitated cats. Unfortunately I don't have a knife that could take a cat's head off, so I can't take my own headless cat pictures.
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#36
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****s about to get real

Tell me if you're real Fred. Tell me RIGHT ****ING NOW!!!

/Will Smith voice.

Also, are you sure his body wasn't chopped off? Because that would be a whole other story.

All in all though, I'm sorry for your loss. I luv catz.
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#37
Damn! im starting to hear meows everywhere
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#38
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Tell me if you're real Fred. Tell me RIGHT ****ING NOW!!!

/Will Smith voice.

Also, are you sure his body wasn't chopped off? Because that would be a whole other story.

All in all though, I'm sorry for your loss. I luv catz.


Wrong Will Smith movie, I believe you are looking for iRobot.
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#40
What the fuck are you people talking about

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