#1
Over a span of about 3 months, I kept the cans from all the mountain dew and amp that I drank and made a wall of it. Here it is:


As you can see there are more cans next to it on the floor. There are even more underneath my computer desk. I stopped the wall there because the cans lined up.

I'm showing you all this because tomorrow morning I am returning all the cans I have. I'm gonna be getting around $10 for all of them, including the ones you can't see.
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#7
I sure enjoy having a high sperm count...
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#10
i sure enjoy my girlfriend, because we all know only virgins drink mountain dew. : o
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i sure enjoy my girlfriend, because we all know only virgins drink mountain dew. : o


Hmm, I can't say you're wrong because I am a virgin. But maybe one day I will prove you wrong.
#12
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Hmm, I can't say you're wrong because I am a virgin. But maybe one day I will prove you wrong.


ahhahaha i was just joking man, you do that though!!!
but my mom is off limits...my sister too...and my dad i guess.

just go to a park and have rap- i mean, surprise sex with someone.
remember, ug believes in you.
#13
Quote by tona_107
ahhahaha i was just joking man, you do that though!!!
but my mom is off limits...my sister too...and my dad i guess.



So your grandma is fair game?


balls yeah.
#14
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i sure enjoy my girlfriend, because we all know only virgins drink mountain dew. : o


Because clearly, one's beverage of choice determines if their loins have done glorious battle and penetrated and stormed the castle?
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I sure enjoy having a high sperm count...


^ This is why I only enjoy the Dew only once a month

But dude!

Call an art gallery and they'll pay you hundreds if you call it art!
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

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#16
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Because clearly, one's beverage of choice determines if their loins have done glorious battle and penetrated and stormed the castle?


take a joke holmes.
#18
Quote by tona_107
take a joke holmes.

If I didn't, I wouldn't have referred to getting it on as waging glorious battle and storming the castle!

It's alright, I knew your comment was of joking spirit!

EDIT: On another note, all that Mountain Dew/Amp in the span of 3 months has got to at least amount to 4+ cans a day!
#19
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If I didn't, I wouldn't have referred to getting it on as waging glorious battle and storming the castle!

It's alright, I knew your comment was of joking spirit!


that WAS pretty verbose-ly magnificent of you. if i wasn't tired and defensive i probably would of lol'd
#20
I shall begin the Wall of Dr. Awesome.
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#21
Yes, 10 dollars is awesome, because it totally makes for the approximately 80$ spent on mountain dew(over 100 cans) and 70$ spent on energy drinks(35 cans).
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#22
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that WAS pretty verbose-ly magnificent of you. if i wasn't tired and defensive i probably would of lol'd

Why thank you, my good sir.
#23
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Yes, 10 dollars is awesome, because it totally makes for the approximately 80$ spent on mountain dew(over 100 cans) and 70$ spent on energy drinks(35 cans).


Don't be bitter just because you're jealous
#24
Hmm i probably have more sobe bottles just from the past few weeks
I have no idea why I'm proud of that but I am
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#25
Tits on a whale.....that is so cool

I wish i had a wall of cans I can admire.....
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#27
Man, I can't remember the last time I had a soda. Or an energy drink.
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#28
Pussy i drink all that in an hour.
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neat.
that is,
if you're
into
homo
things.

Is
a
homo
thing
typing
like
this?

And TS, your Wall of Dewm has an awesome name. Make a castle out of it. E.g. 10 on the bottom, 9 on that, 8 on that etc etc. Except make it 3 dimensional, it'd be much better. And don't get rid of them. Keep them up like that!