I'm a big fan of the Strokes and has always wanted a distorted voice.

How do I make my voice distorted?

I was planning to buy a guitar distortion pedal and plug it into my mic, but i don't know what kind to buy.
Try a tremolo pedal hooked into the mic (or some such thing). Makes some craaazzzyyy stuff
Fight the machine.

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second one: can you say terrible parents
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And when I've got some words
This is the way I'll sing
Through my distortion box
To make it menacing
Yeah yeah yeah
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my sisters ex boyfriend used to sing like dave grohl on weenie beenie (off of foo fighters) without any effects. it was pretty cool.
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get a digitech death metal pedal, turn the treble all the way up and mids and bass all the way down and plug it into your mic and make sure to turn your amp all the way up. trust me it works all the time
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1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
in my experience (which is limited to about 4-5 different distortion pedals) mics plugged into a distortion pedal dont work. they just make terrible squealing sounds. better off buying a vocal effects pedal. digitech do a decent one but i can't remember what it was called. it had an effect that made you sound like alan carr though.....
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