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Hey d00ds,


Just recently I saw this porno where there was a man and a women, painted completely blue with white hats, just like the smurfs. Eventually another "smurf" showed up and they got started on her, until papa smurf showed up (red pants and beard). Since he was the elder smurf he of course got to do her...the other two watched while whistling the smurf theme song :S. Eventually Gagamel(sp?) came(lol) along and chased them away and started doing her. I thought that was rather funny. Whats the funniest or weirdest porno you've ever seen?
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I heard your mom was the papa smurf who did the lolz.

Bad enough?
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I saw one once called "Amature vs. Professional." It was hilarious. Just two clips, started with a facial "money shot" on a pro, then it flicks to the same thing with an amature and she starts screaming at the bloke for getting it in her eye and in her hair.
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I heard your mom was the papa smurf who did the lolz.

Bad enough?


yup that'll do
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#10
my friends told me they saw one called 'F*** and Flush'

You can use your imagination to work out what the gist of it was...
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i hardly watched it, just clicked on it to see if it were real, but i came across one where a dude was banging a pregnant girl, she must have been in the third trimester
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#13
Li'l Red Ridin' Hood and some guy dressed like a wolf. Pretty weird stuff. He started howling when she gave him head.
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General dirty talk in pornos always seems to make me laugh and lose my boner.



"I'm here to check your pipes"

"Here's the pizza you ordered... with extra thick sausage"

For some reason, whenever we're at the pub, me and my mates start to come up with dialouges for pr0nz.
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General dirty talk in pornos always seems to make me laugh and lose my boner.


That's true, I hate it, it's so corny, I just shot at the screen, "Start Fucking!"
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#20
There was this one we watched in high school at a party. It had a guy having an out of body experience in which he had sex with all these women whilst his real body sat meditating in the corner. Then for some reason some guy comes in and kills him while he sits there. I can't remember why but it was weird.
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#22
hmmmm, Pterodactyl porn.

oh and the funniest thing i ever saw in normal porn was in this gokkun thing where the girl starts to complain and the camera man just says ... "hey, you knew what you we're getting yourself into!" ... pretty ****ty but just such a cliche that you never expect to actually hear it being said lol.
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"I'm here to check your pipes"

"Here's the pizza you ordered... with extra thick sausage"

For some reason, whenever we're at the pub, me and my mates start to come up with dialouges for pr0nz.

Oh no, I can appreciate the deep and well thought-of plots, it's the mindless "Ooooh you like that big cock in my tight fucking pussy" kind of thing that annoys me. Don't get me started on the guys talking. And the fucking cameraman! Why the hell does every cameraman feel the need to harp on about jack-all for 10 minutes before we even see the chick?
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This chick was getting boned by like 8 dudes and at the end theyre all "Who do u dedicate this vid to?" and shes all "my ex boyfriend, I dont love you anymore"
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Alright this has to be the funniest **** I've ever seen Kung Fu Porn. They really don't show anything but it's funny as hell.

Go to yahoo then click on videos and type in "Kung Fu Sex" turn the safe search off it should be the first video.

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Alright this has to be the funniest **** I've ever seen Kung Fu Porn. They really don't show anything but it's funny as hell.

Go to yahoo then click on videos and type in "Kung Fu Sex" turn the safe search off it should be the first video.

Trust Me You Got to see it .


do they by any chance jump in and out of tree's in that one? if so i've seen it .... you're right, it's funny.
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i saw this clip of a porno once where the two were ****ing on a rickety table, lo and behold the thing collapses but the guy's like "keep going"

seen a few where the guy lobs the girl into a swimming pool after jizzing on her, kinda funny
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#31
The funniest i say was 'Amateur Black Porn'. i felt bad as all the guys had huge cocks. i stopped watching it after 10 minutes
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#33
i saw a porno where the man and woman where both on helium, their voices were really high pitched and i couldnt stop laughing when the woman was orgasming

made me rofl
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Oh no, I can appreciate the deep and well thought-of plots, it's the mindless "Ooooh you like that big cock in my tight fucking pussy" kind of thing that annoys me. Don't get me started on the guys talking. And the fucking cameraman! Why the hell does every cameraman feel the need to harp on about jack-all for 10 minutes before we even see the chick?



Oh yer, I see what you mean...

That is plain annoying though, not funny
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Some big butch chick was chasing some little Japanese man around a room... While shouting abuse and sitting on him.

It made my day.
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#36
I swear there was a guy dressed up as a Xenomorph and when he came, he shot acid cum all over this woman, who screamed.
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I swear there was a guy dressed up as a Xenomorph and when he came, he shot acid cum all over this woman, who screamed.



the fact i haven't seen that is oddly annoying to me lol.
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#38
my friend told me about a pokemon themed porn, where the guy was dressed up as sh in the woods and then the camera man said "A WILD SNORLAX APPEARED!" and a chubby girl jumps out and they had sex.

I lol'd.
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the fact i haven't seen that is oddly annoying to me lol.


I think it was a spoof anyway. I'm so gonna do a spoof of the spoof at Uni

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#40
Lol, I do have to admit, porn has its comedy at times.

I was watching this one with Rachel Roxxx and Rachel Starr. And Starr was the teacher, and she was all pissed off at Roxxx (who was the student) for dressing all slutty. And she has the principle with her, saying how bad a student Roxxx is, and then things get hot and heavy for whatever reason, and then they start ****ing. It was pretty hot and funny.
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