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#4
Somebody missed the sixties.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#6
Cause its awesome and manly
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why would you buy hollister? Wal-mart FTW!
#7
because it makes you invincible against knives and small arms (see rasputin)
#8
Because you picked the few bands that actually do have them, when in reality there isn't that many?
#9
It gives that worn-been on the road look that makes you feel like they are a hero as Jesus was (aparently).
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#11
I thought Jesus was black? maybe they missed the 70's too much.
Oct. 20th, 2009: New guitar AND front row for Mars Volta.

Quote by denizenz
Is that a ukulele in your pants, or did you just rip ass to the tune of "Aloha Oi"?


I met Sonic Youth on June 30th, and Mars Volta on Oct 20th.
#14
Because most of those people are cooler than you. Such as the Biff-Meister and Davey G.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#16
I love what you did to the Magic Numbers by the way. Had to look twice at that!
Quote by Karvid
You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#18
Quote by hazzmatazz
You forgot John Frusciante.

*pic*

There we go

Don't get me started on him.
#19
cus they are blatently chuck norris fans

u can see dave grohl getting in roundhouse position
#21
So when people hear their riffs they go "holy s***"
then they turn to their stoner buddy and hes all "that is some holy stuff mannn..."
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Sig it and i'll give you a blowjob
#22
You forgot our lord and savior himself:


My Youtube Page

I wrote this story so many days ago
and the words kept falling onto pages.
Without the loss we can't go on
and with the loss we became strong.

#24
wait... since when did jesus wear sunglasses?

EDIT: ^ dammit beaten too it
#27
Quote by ItWillDo
You forgot our lord and savior himself:

*Picture of Mark Morton*

He's allowed though.
#29
John petrucci owns the jesus look lol

Quote by thegreensquall
ok so one time i was totally wanking and then my mom walked in and my cat was in my room... she knocked first so i grabbed my cat and put it on my lap and started petting it to cover up but then i jizzed on my cat..
#30
Because I wish I had one...
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#31
Quote by ItWillDo
You forgot our lord and savior himself:

Morton

some friends and I were watchin Kiladelphia the other day and we got to laughin cuz like at some points hell be wearin a beany sitting down against some wall. I wonder how many people have been like "Sir sir sir, you cant be in here this is a restricted area. Passes onl.......oh, sorry mark."
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Sig it and i'll give you a blowjob
#32
haha:Hahahaha

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#33
Who said that Jesus had a beard with long hair?
Marijuana is the spice of life.

I Force Choke my penis when I masturbate.

8)-~
#36
The group of four guys.. no clue who they are, look like complete douchebags.
I step up to da mic. Bust a rhyme about my hoes, tippin' on fo' fo's.. and someone shoots me in the face. Because rap is stupid.

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YOU ARE the PIT!!!
#37
Quote by ItWillDo
You forgot our lord and savior himself:


That guitar is deeply, deeply ugly.
#38
Quote by kaptink
because it makes you invincible against knives and small arms (see rasputin)


Indeed, Rasputin was one hefty Rusky fucker.

The only way they could kill him was him killing himself.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#40
Quote by slashrules!!!
because jesus is cool!!! duh...


Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
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