#1
im not sure how to put this but ill start with the story(the summary of it).
me and this chinese girl(not putting her name on the internet) were in love and she moved back to china without telling me. i was going to suprise her with a bunch of presents and stuff at her work but they said she moved back to china. i believe she didnt tell me because she didnt want me to dwell on it or anything but i never got to say goodbye.
anyway how would i find her when she is all the way in china.
im not a stalker or anything and my intentions are good(although most of you wont beleive anything i say since this is the internet)
i want to go over there and marry her sooner or later (when i get the cash).
but is there like some company that finds people and all that good stuff.
if there isnt then ill just have to go to china and find her just by asking around(which may take years but ill do it)
#2
Look in the phone book for "Wong".
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Look in the phone book for "Wong".

haha. dont forget all of its rhyming friends.
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Look in the phone book for "Wong".

I honestly knew a person a few years ago whose parents names were Long and Rong.
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Look in the phone book for "Wong".


I lol'd.

She obviously didn't love you, so get over it.
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Look in the phone book for "Wong".


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#12
Umm, first make sure she really liked you, or else you will be like a stalker.
Try some of the online people finding things. If shes over 18, owns a house, etc, the chances are that you can find somebody. (I dunno about in china though) Or is you are extremely set on this, get an investigator to check around in the town she came from.
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me and this chinese girl(not putting her name on the internet) were in love and she moved back to china without telling me


Bhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



But seriously, ask her company, maybe she got a transfer, got any contact with her relatives at all, think back, she might have mentioned something, anything like facebook, or a mobile phone?
#16
This thread = lolfest


good luck at finding her, seeing as china is the largest populated country in the world.
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#17
There too many wings, too many wongs, u might wing the wong number.

try Phail Ling?
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I lol'd.

She obviously didn't love you, so get over it.

Rankles is right on all counts.
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#19
besides all the racist jokes(****ers)
her parents actually really liked me and it wasnt her choice to move back to china it was her parents i think.....
#20
Uhhhhhhhh...


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There too many wings, too many wongs, u might wing the wong number.

try Phail Ling?

****ing win

#23
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besides arr the racist jokes(****ers)
her parents actuarry really riked me and it wasnt her choice to move back to china it was her parents i think.....

Fixed.
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Look in the phone book for "Wong".

actually i had a friend from hong kong and her surname was wong
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#25
she has a few relatives in my area im going to ask around what part of china she moved back to.
oh and much appreciation to the people actually trying to help
#26
This thread is going places!

and i agree with Rankles
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