#1
Well for starters, they're 12. 12 year olds bug the shit out of me. Also, they won't shut up about what fucking 8th grade whore they want to stick their tiny hairless penises in. God damn, I hate 12 year olds.
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#3
12 year olds piss me off ^do what he said
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#4
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God damn, I hate 12 year olds.

Who doesn't?

Granted, it's not like most of us were any better. Children are assholes.
#6
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Rape them with a shovel?


I've considered it, but it's too messy.
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#7
You yourself were a 12 year old once, and you probably went on about screwing someone back then.

Shut up and live with it. It's life.
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#8
well try a pinecone when all else fails pinecone
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#10
wait...you have hair ON your penis?
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#13
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You yourself were a 12 year old once, and you probably went on about screwing someone back then.

Shut up and live with it. It's life.


I wasn't obnoxious like they are...
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#15
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
You were a 12yr old once.


But some of us weren't douchebags at 12, that's a horrible generalization of you to make.
#16
Rape them stab them then rape them in the stab wound
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#17
Make them do something stupid and laugh at them.

Awesome?
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#18
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But some of us weren't douchebags at 12, that's a horrible generalization of you to make.



I know....at 12 my idea of fun was listening to German techno.
#21
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I know....at 12 my idea of fun was listening to German techno.

today your idea of fun is listening to German techno... oh how times change lmao
#23
to be honest i think when we were all 12 we were probably just as annoying to someone around us. so you know just give your brother a bit of slack.
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#24
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Rape them with a shovel?


MY SAYING IS SPREADING!!!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bu seriosuly... Punch them in the throat
#25
SkullF'ck them
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#26
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But some of us weren't douchebags at 12, that's a horrible generalization of you to make.

No it's not. Children are assholes.
#27
Bitch slap them, that'll do.
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#28
Rape them in the ear sideways with a sledgehammer.


Twice


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#29
find out their biggest fear, and use that... scare the crap outta them over n over n over again.
or just exploit them in the most heinous and perverted ways, either way, you win!!
#30
Boys will be boys.
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#33
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Rape them stab them then rape them in the stab wound


win!
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#34
Hey, at least they don't quote ****ty Family Guy quotes.
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#35
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Well for starters, they're 12. 12 year olds bug the shit out of me. Also, they won't shut up about what fucking 8th grade whore they want to stick their tiny hairless penises in. God damn, I hate 12 year olds.

First. You have hair ON your penis?

Second. How do you know they are hairless? Did you check?
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#37
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Hey, at least they don't quote ****ty Family Guy quotes.

Yeah, that's 9 year olds.


**** kids.

I was never a kid btw.