And I have a question, how do I tune the damn thing??? I know from lowest to highest it's tuned G D A E, but how do I tune it?

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

...the tuning pegs? The only thing is that of course sometimes the adjustments made by them are too wide, so just tune slightly sharp and loosen the fine tuner near the bridge.