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#2
Yes, because that's extremely accurate.....
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#3
old and wrong, it says i only have 5 seconds left to- UHRHHGHHH
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Psh. I can can play fleshlight acoustically.

*masturbates*
#4
I thought this was going to be about if you would actually want to know when you would die.
That would make a better thread.
#6
Well it told me that I'm going to live until I'm 102...



edit: wow, paint sucks, the year is 2093 btw.
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Yngwi3, You win this whole monstrosity of a thread.

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#9
Quote by John W
old and wrong, it says i only have 5 seconds left to- UHRHHGHHH

Fascinating! He must have died while he was typing it!


Wait, who stops and types "UHRHHGHHH"?
#11
Quote by Fusionxtreme88
April 19th, 2083.

This can't be. The world ends in 2012?
Not that shit again...
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#12
Saturday, July 08, 2090


Yeah, sure...99 years old.
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#13
I'm gonna live until Thursday, September 20, 2091...that means that I will be 98 years, 10 months and 23 days old...
#14
Quote by cokeisbetter
Fascinating! He must have died while he was typing it!


Wait, who stops and types "UHRHHGHHH"?

no its in the throat. not ahhhh. thats more of a cry of awe
#16
wow this is stupid...you could die three seconds from now for all you know.
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#17
Quote by soccerguy6494
no its in the throat. not ahhhh. thats more of a cry of awe


no uuurgh is the sound of surprised alarm
#18
Quote by cokeisbetter
Fascinating! He must have died while he was typing it!


Wait, who stops and types "UHRHHGHHH"?

MONTY PYTHON FTW
I'm onto you boy...
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Yngwi3, You win this whole monstrosity of a thread.

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#19
Quote by Ibanez2427
wow this is stupid...you could die three seconds from now for all you know.

thats impos-
*crushed by a meteor*
#20
Quote by domino_92
no uuurgh is the sound of surprised alarm

THATs what i meant. i havent seen that movie in forever
#21
it said 2080 so i guess thats cool but its wrong because i was toying around with it and i put 1917 for my birthdate and did all this other stuff then it said i was supposed to die in 1897 which was before "i" was born, complete bs
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#22
Quote by Just Andrew
Not that shit again...


Hush, you.

I think this thread proves that after 2012, the only people living will be in The Pit, and everyone who lived in The Pit will live to be an old age. It will be our job to repopulate the earth!
#23
i put in all the worst in each category and it says I died in 1966 and I have negative seconds to live. despite being born in 1986 I died 20 years before i was born haha.
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this guy speaks truth
#25
So apparently i'm gonna die on the 20th of Nov, 2074.
What's that like 64 more years to live?
Thats a lot for me!!! I don't wanna die that old...!
#26
Quote by soccerguy6494
thats impos-
*crushed by a meteor*

haha. that's fun-
*spontaneously busts into flames*
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I've always wanted to meet a really hot readhead so that I could tell her name is Moses and I'm here to see the burning bush.
#27
Tuesday, August 15, 2079

Pshh, 84. Not fair!
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#28
mine said im supposed to die in 1974 but i was born in 1990? paradox!
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not to mention herbert from family guy will touch you in your sleep
#31
Quote by John W
old and wrong, it says i only have 5 seconds left to- UHRHHGHHH

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I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#33
Quote by Punkrocker94
This is bull, no way I could die in thr- HNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



No! Not Punkroc-HNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

INTOLERANCE IS IGNORANCE


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Holy Moses.
haha
#34
I'll make it to 70 according to them. Ain't too shabby. I'd like to live as long as possible anyway.

Friday, June, 8, 2060.
I'M IN THE FIGHT TO CURE CYSTIC FIBROSIS...MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!


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Well, life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Also, it's short but seems long when it gets hard.
#35
Quote by cokeisbetter
Fascinating! He must have died while he was typing it!


Wait, who stops and types "UHRHHGHHH"?


maybe thats where his face fell


gh8uby i just tried to get "UHRHHGHHH" but I couldnt.
ಠ_ಠ
#36
I'll die at 103.

My life will be taking Viagra.
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#37
Put in the worst ****, apparently died at 2 months of age, and found these tips to live longer at the bottom : "Lives in the big city, the crowded transportation, the too bad environment, the fast rhythm of life and the working pressure can cause your life is very bad

Long time drive lets you change lazily, the health receives more injuries

The excessively work obviously lets your spirit intense, anxious, the bodily resistivity reduces, the virus also can be easier to invade your body!

Now you already were a drunkard, quickly stops the ethyl alcohol to your anaesthesia, otherwise you will die quickly

Smokes the injurious to health, stops immediately, otherwise the next cancer patient is you
Click here stop smoking now

The life lies in the exercise, does not participate in the physical training your body to be able to rust!

The use sleeping pill although in the short-term lets you go to sleep,but the long-term medicine can cause your body and the cerebrumsuffers injury, is best through other ways rests the nerve, ex exercise, dating,party and so on.

You too have been without a doubt fat, loses weight immediately,should better be the exercise, but is not diets
Click here stop fat now"

Yes I'm going to trust that grammar bomb. It also just told me my time has expired and to ahve a nice day.
#38
Well, apparently I'm gonna die Christmas 2086.


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#40
Quote by Fusionxtreme88
April 19th, 2083.

This can't be. The world ends in 2012?


the world doesn't end...the age of the Aquarius begins.
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