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#1
post uncommon things you do while you are naked!

for example:
for some reason, I end up shaving and brushing my teeth completely nude.
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#3
Shower.
Sex.
Solo sex.


(at the same time? That is your picture to paint, dear reader.)
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#4
I once walked around my house for an entire day naked.

Anyways, I sleep.
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#5
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*don't say do TS' mom ... don't say do TS' mom ... don't say do TS' mom ...*


doing the TS' ... sister?
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#6
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Solo sex.

You go naked to masturbate? Wow, that's rather unnecessary (and strange).
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#8
Quote by nexteyenate
post uncommon things you do while you are naked!

for example:
for some reason, I end up shaving and brushing my teeth completely nude.

i always make sure to put on my underwear, i'm deathly afraid of dropping the razor
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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#10
I always crap completely nude,l I can't do it any other way.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#12
I dress.
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#13
I whack it naked too, it's nicer.


:P
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#14
Quote by StreetLight3989
I always crap completely nude,l I can't do it any other way.

that's actually not as uncommon as you might think it is. It was like a "fad" for a while last year in my school to take a dump without your shirt on (and you have to pull your pants down anyway, so i consider that nude). It didn't last long...
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#15
I run around outside!
I've had Alzheimer's Disease for as long as I can remember.

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#17
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I whack it naked too, it's nicer.


:P


Very true. I play guitar naked sometimes. Why? I don't know. I guess the wood just feels good against my skin.
#18
Pics or it didn't happen

Oh **** wait

No nevermind...

Oh god **** no god NERVERMIND

HOLY **** NVM NVM NVM

HOLY DAM **** **** FREAKING HELL [/seizure]
#19
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#20
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Pics or it didn't happen

Oh **** wait

No nevermind...

Oh god **** no god NERVERMIND

HOLY **** NVM NVM NVM

HOLY DAM **** **** FREAKING HELL [/seizure]

yeah. people have said that they imagine me looking like the snapple lady naked. That assumption has no scientific grounding whatsoever though.
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I was looking at a friend of mines baby that was just born and I said "He's younger than me"

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#21
mow the lawn

as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
i'm still learning, but i think i'm getting better
#22
Quote by kevC4
Pics or it didn't happen

Oh **** wait

No nevermind...

Oh god **** no god NERVERMIND

HOLY **** NVM NVM NVM

HOLY DAM **** **** FREAKING HELL [/seizure]



lol que?


i play guitar in my underwear, but not naked. well, sometimes when i just get out of the shower...
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#23
I swing my genitals and see if I can catch them with my butt cheeks...
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I'm hoping by "crack" you mean cleavage unless you have some kind of bizarre ass-chest.


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#25
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#26
play football, wrestle...
coach children's soccer.....
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#29
I go to work naked, and drive naked, and cook bacon naked, what are clothes?
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#30
Quote by taraholic
I swing my genitals and see if I can catch them with my butt cheeks...


i do that to, few hours a day. i can catch them almost every time now. unfortunately, my balls start to hurt after endless cheek slapping
#31
Quote by Hirschberger
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*don't say do TS' mom ... don't say do TS' mom ... don't say do TS' mom ...*


doing the TS' ... sister?



What the **** are you talking about?
Marijuana is the spice of life.

I Force Choke my penis when I masturbate.

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#32
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mow the lawn

if you hit a rock, you could lose your twanger.
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What the **** are you talking about?

family guy joke. poorly executed.
#34
Quote by nexteyenate
yeah. people have said that they imagine me looking like the snapple lady naked. That assumption has no scientific grounding whatsoever though.


You look like the fat snapply lady naked? I WANNA SEE
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#36
Well when I get out of the shower and nobody's home I run around screaming "YA GETCHA BALLS TO THE WALLS!!!"


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#37
Play Stairway to Heaven on my guitar......I can't wear clothes because by the end of the song my clothes light on fire
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I once went in to a public restroom and George Michael approached me for sex. True Story.
#38
Quote by StreetLight3989
I always crap completely nude,l I can't do it any other way.


O.o
No way!
I thought I was the only one that did that!
I can't crap unless absolutely every article of clothing is off of my body, including socks or headphones.


Also, I've got the house to myself so of course, naturally, I'm naked and all I've really done is play the ukulele and disassemble my drums.
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#40
Quote by Hirschberger
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*don't say do TS' mom ... don't say do TS' mom ... don't say do TS' mom ...*


doing the TS' ... sister?

eww..my sister's happy trail is even more phenomenal than mine, but hey, if that's your thing, be my guest.
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I was looking at a friend of mines baby that was just born and I said "He's younger than me"

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