#1
Ok, I'm just sitting here on the computer as i always do and i get a phone call. Its a restricted number. I answer thinking it's one of my friends. It turns out to be someone i don't know. Sounds like a older guy like 30 and he keeps ****ing calling after i hung up because he was asking for my name and where i live and how big my slong is.An now he keeps calling. What should i do
#4
tell him. it can't hurt right?
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#5
Maybe stop acting like your 10 and tell him to come over and let you whoop his ass.
#6
how old are you? I doubt its anything. tell him to screw off.

or get a police trace

or rape
#7
I have gotten call from guys saying there waiting for me in some ****ing truckstop


I'm 14
#9
Give him your credit card number?
Or social security, either ones good.
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#10
oh i don't got to worry dude i have the jungle to protect me and by jungle i mean i have a insanely hairy ass
#13
turn ur phone off
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#17
14? could be people pranking you. If it is real, he can't find you unless he is one clever fella. Call the cops, regardless if its a prank or not, it will scare the **** out of somebody.
#19
Give him someone elses address.
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#20
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14? could be people pranking you. If it is real, he can't find you unless he is one clever fella. Call the cops, regardless if its a prank or not, it will scare the **** out of somebody.

yea i know it's happen so many times before
#21
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Give him someone elses address.

haha me and a friend did that once i sent a bunch of party clowns and entertainment women to my neighbor ****in hiliarious
#22
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haha me and a friend did that once i sent a bunch of party clowns and entertainment women to my neighbor ****in hiliarious


Exactly, have that dude rape one of your friends.
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#23
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Exactly, have that dude rape one of your friends.

sounds like a plan, and he's still calling
#24
/b/
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#25
im frank
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#28
If he's askin' how big your schlong is, just tell him "Bigger than yours, bitch!" and hang up.
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#29
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If he's askin' how big your schlong is, just tell him "Bigger than yours, bitch!" and hang up.


I'd do that

If he calls again I'd tell him he has no life

If again I'd tell him to go rape some of his gay friends in a gay bar

And if he does again I'd call the cops or give him a fake address [like maybe 2 houses further than yours] and watch him doing if he comes.


No but seriously insult him and hang up after, it will intimidate him.
#30
Play along with it. Be like "Well, how long is yours?", it'll either be something ridiculous (if it's /b/ they'll probably say "OVER 9000 INCHES!" or something along those lines). Then stay on the topic of dicks, convince him that you're gay, and he'll probably leave you alone. Or want to rape you more. Either one.
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#31
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Play along with it. Be like "Well, how long is yours?", it'll either be something ridiculous (if it's /b/ they'll probably say "OVER 9000 INCHES!" or something along those lines). Then stay on the topic of dicks, convince him that you're gay, and he'll probably leave you alone. Or want to rape you more. Either one.


I lol'ed

And how come would it be /b/?

I heard about this stuff but really... could it be that?
#32
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I lol'ed

And how come would it be /b/?

I heard about this stuff but really... could it be that?


Anon can easily get your personal information and whatnot.
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#33
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Ok, I'm just sitting here on the computer as i always do and i get a phone call. Its a restricted number. I answer thinking it's one of my friends. It turns out to be someone i don't know. Sounds like a older guy like 30 and he keeps ****ing calling after i hung up because he was asking for my name and where i live and how big my slong is.An now he keeps calling. What should i do


lolocaust, /b/ is calling you.
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#34
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Anon can easily get your personal information and whatnot.


Mmm yea i know that , and this guy said

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I'm just sitting here on the computer as i always do


I guess they got his info somewhere somehore via internet.

So I guess the VERY ULTIMATE THING TO DO [and im beeing very serious]

Just go on with them, they are not THAT dangerous but pretty funny. Do inside jokes with them like that over nine thousand inches dick thing.

I really doubt they'll hurt you irl if they find you
#35
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oh i don't got to worry dude i have the jungle to protect me and by jungle i mean i have a insanely hairy ass

hahahaha I'm gonna stop reading the thread here, this thread cannot get better than this.

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#38
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Ok, I'm just sitting here on the computer as i always do and i get a phone call. Its a restricted number. I answer thinking it's one of my friends. It turns out to be someone i don't know. Sounds like a older guy like 30 and he keeps ****ing calling after i hung up because he was asking for my name and where i live and how big my slong is.An now he keeps calling. What should i do



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