#1
****, these meme's man
They're getting stale
Lemme hear yall hollah
"Tits on a whale!"
Don't complain to me fool,
Just cry instead
why don't you take that ****
to the relationship thread?

When yall bored
and feeling like ****
and wanna mope and whine
just jump in The Pit!
Whatever you do
Don't post the pear
If Frenchy finds you
You'll be in despair!

Yall these rhymes they fit
Just like a glove
Sing on with me baby
We're no strangers to love
or Rick Astley either
that meme's so old
Just like your mother
Oho, you got told!

You should check this girl, man
This chick is great!
Ceiling Cat is watching
when you masturbate
You're doing it wrong!
ITS A TRAP!
Can I have a srce please
So I can fap?

In before yall
I come blood
^^Lame troll is lame^^
Yo, Kensai's a stud!
How many of you
Really play guitar
Next time, noob
You should use the searchbar!

I'm out of rhymes. It's your turn.

Pit, do your best. =)
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#4
Don't **** with me man,
i'll kill you,
just look into my backpack,
There you will see a sack,
Of goodies,
Watch though,
You might end up dead ho,
Just like my former homies,
in da' hood.

Edit: Was it supposed to be about the pit? Oh, my bad.
Gear
Peavy Basic 60 bass amp
Fender American Precison W/Quarter pounders
SX SPJ-62
Acoustic B100
SX SJB-75 LTD NA
#5
Quote by burrit0
Damn you suck.


Great contribution.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#8
Come home with me,
I'll see you to bed,
He'll win wont he?
Not with me around in his head,
I'll cause a war!
over a ****ing *****!
you'll see!
In da' hood.

Edit: Man, My rhymes are off the hook!
Gear
Peavy Basic 60 bass amp
Fender American Precison W/Quarter pounders
SX SPJ-62
Acoustic B100
SX SJB-75 LTD NA
Last edited by JobyByTheNight at Jul 31, 2008,
#9
wasnt there a thread like this already?
Jackson DXMG -> Vai Morley Wah -> Korg Black Tuner -> (Need a delay) -> Maxon OD808 -> BBE Sonic Maximizer -> ISP Noisegate -> Mesa Boogie Mark IV
#10
That is the greatest thing I have ever read.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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TURN OFF YOUR MIND RELAX AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM

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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#12
my name is mike, i like to ride my bike.
Originally posted by primusfan
When you crank up the gain to 10 and switch to the lead channel, it actually sounds like you are unjustifiably bombing an innocent foreign land.


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#13
if you see me, you better run,
BECAUSE I'LL **** YOUR NUN!
2pac aint got **** on me,
Run DMC aint got **** on me,
and you sure as hell aint got **** on me!
I've been a gangbangin' homie ever since I was 1
Now ain't that fun?
I got my nine ready to cap your ass
So order a Cas-ket
Just perfect for you homie!
in da' hood. Word.
Gear
Peavy Basic 60 bass amp
Fender American Precison W/Quarter pounders
SX SPJ-62
Acoustic B100
SX SJB-75 LTD NA
#14
It's 9 in the morning, I slept like hell.
It's my birthday, but noone cares
So I go to the pit to look for help
Rosponses include TL;DR GTFO-
Do it faggot, owned yo.
I report the flamers, stand my ground
Mods, aid me, lest I cut myself
But what do I see, what I found

Was take it to the relationship thread *closed*
#15
Quote by burrit0
Damn you win.

fix'd
Did i eat too many?
did I jump in too fast?
how long's this shit last?
Everyone take off ya mask, I lost my grasp



Like weeds?
#18
Yall didn't like my riddles? =(
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#19
I once met a man named larry,
by god was he so hairy,
So I sucked his penis.
Gear
Peavy Basic 60 bass amp
Fender American Precison W/Quarter pounders
SX SPJ-62
Acoustic B100
SX SJB-75 LTD NA
#20
Quote by JobyByTheNight
I once met a man named larry,
by god was he so hairy,
So I sucked his penis.


oh i get it it doesnt rhyme.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#21
It does, though, but who said lyrics had to rhyme?

I stay up late
waiting at your front door
I am filled with hate
I wish you were something more
You open up to see,
Nothing else but me
A knife in one hand
and a Bag in the other
Trick'or'treat!
Gear
Peavy Basic 60 bass amp
Fender American Precison W/Quarter pounders
SX SPJ-62
Acoustic B100
SX SJB-75 LTD NA
#22
At 8 in the morning I sit on my arse,
And I log on to the net and it's a bit of a farce,
I go on this forum, that's called the pit,
and it's just full of this crazy shit,
Like lolwut, buttsecks, and the Picard sigh,
What they've been disallowed? I'm gonna cry

J to the I to the M dropping this dope rhyme for the 2 double-0 8

My Website


Sometimes I make people spurt:
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sigged for making me spurt guiness on my laptop...damn you!

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Jimmy that was pure awesomeness. WIN!
#23
The name's RocknRollRay
I love rock n roll and


hay?
Why should I come down?
From here, I can see forever.
#24
Quote by RocknRollRay
The name's RocknRollRay
I love rock n roll and


hay?


Pure gold!
Gear
Peavy Basic 60 bass amp
Fender American Precison W/Quarter pounders
SX SPJ-62
Acoustic B100
SX SJB-75 LTD NA