#1
During english, me and my mates come up with these situations on how you would rather die, giving only two options. It is always to death, there is no chance of survival and no chance of escape.

For example;
would you rather burn or drown?
Be in a car accident or get hit by a car?

Rules
Only two options, no more, no less.
It is always to death.

Lets see what you can all come up with.
#2
Eaten alive by ants or being stung to death by bees?
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#4
smothered by feces or drown in urine?
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#5
I thought it said 'Hysterical death situations'.

Needless to say I'm dissapointed.
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#6
Crocodiles or stingrays?

Also:

Snakes or stingrays?

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#7
Fall from a great height.

Die in suffocating in a large pile of cow dookie or...

Die suffocating in a large pile of pig dookie.
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#8
Drown in Urine.

Die by your own farts die in your own body sweat?
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#9
Farts. Somehow lol


Shot in the chest and die of blood loss, or burned to death in a fire?
#11
I'm gonna say... shot

Be forced through a keyhole or be pulled apart by ropes attached to cars?
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#12
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I'm gonna say... shot

Be forced through a keyhole or be pulled apart by ropes attached to cars?


Pulled apart.

Fall into a wood chipper or eaten by a dog.
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#13
Keyhole. Just for the pure hilarity of a human coming out in a small key shaped bit of meat on the otherside.
#16
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I'm gonna say... shot

Be forced through a keyhole or be pulled apart by ropes attached to cars?

Pulled apart by ropes, it'd be quicker, though not as funny to watch.

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#17
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Pulled apart.

Fall into a wood chipper or eaten by a dog.

wood chipper

beaten to death by bums or eaten by marilyen manson
#18
Death by not pooing or death by not peeing?
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#20
The magic trick where you get sawed in half, gone horribly wrong.

Or, the magic trick where you put a sword down your throat, gone horribly wrong.
#22
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Stung to death.
Crushed or fall from a great height?


Fall.

The fall at least would be fun, while it lasted.

Getting crushed isn't fun at all.
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#25
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Rectally violated by a horse or by a bull?

Both will result in a painful, humiliating death, but it's your pick.


Bull, cuz it'd probably crush me before It got it's way with me lol.

Umm......
Skinned alive or boiled alive?
#26
^ Skinned.

Would you rather have a NASCAR race run over your balls thus causing severe bleeding and eventually death or have a building fall on your balls doing the same?
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#27
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^ Skinned.

Would you rather have a NASCAR race run over your balls thus causing severe bleeding and eventually death or have a building fall on your balls doing the same?


Lol, its pretty similar, but probably the building, as it'd hit more than my balls so i'd die quicker.

Raped by a horse, so you get internal bleeding, or an electric sander starting at your genitals and then hacking away at you until you die?

#28
Damn thats a tough one, id probably say the horse but god damn there both sick.

Would you rather be run over by a lawnmover being drivin by a polar bear or locked in a room with no food or water having to watch every episode of Martha Stewerts Apprentice until you die.
#29
Have feet tied to rope on roof of house, with piano wire wrapped around your neck. You glue your hand to your face then fall off the roof. When the wire goes taut it will slice open your neck and decapitate it. In the end blood will be pouring from your body which is hanging upside down, and from your head which is glued to your hands and facing the spectators.

Die from shotgun to the face.
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#30
Lawnmower

Would you rather have a giraffe's head up your dickhole and die of bleeding?

Or would you rather have your balls squeezed to a bloody pulp and die?
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