Poll: What Do You Wake Up Most On?
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View poll results: What Do You Wake Up Most On?
The Right Side
39 55%
The Wrong Side
32 45%
Voters: 71.
#1
Of the bed I mean. Ladies and gentle*****s what side of the bed do you you wake up on most of the time. For me its pretty simple, it fluctuates. One day it could be "BUTT TRUMPETTING TITTY FUCK DO I FEEL GOOD TODAY! lets go do something productive?" and on some days I wake up and wish I could tell my girlfriend to **** off and stop calling me...but I never do, so dear Pit, what do you wake up on? The right side? or the wrong side?
#6
The opposite side of your mother.
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#7
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the OP was really hard to read.... it differs?


yeah like I said, it really depends on the day.
#8
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Of the bed I mean. Ladies and gentle*****s what side of the bed do you you wake up on most of the time. For me its pretty simple, it fluctuates. One day it could be "BUTT TRUMPETTING TITTY FUCK DO I FEEL GOOD TODAY! lets go do something productive?" and on some days I wake up and wish I could tell my girlfriend to **** off and stop calling me...but I never do, so dear Pit, what do you wake up on? The right side? or the wrong side?

then why not put 'it depends' as an option
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#9
most of the time on the wrong side.

I got a lot on my mind lately so it seems like i'll never wake up on the right side.

lol

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#10
Usually the right side, sometimes the wrong side situation depending.
#11
I'm usually cranky in the morning.

Just ask the people who shared homeroom with me for the past four years...
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#13
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most of the time on the wrong side.

I got a lot on my mind lately so it seems like i'll never wake up on the right side.

lol


yup, thats me right there buddy lol.
#14
I roll over and put my stereo on. Nothing like a bit of Ozzy first thing in the morning to get you thinking about how much Awesome you plan on radiating for the rest of the day.
#20
Right In The F*cking Middle!!!!!
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#21
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The dark side maybe?


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#22
I usually wake up on the floor, not knowing where I am or what I did last night, in a pool of my own vomit.


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#23
My routine for months has been waking up feeling sprung out, masturbating, listening to my fav song, then smoking a ciggarette.
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#26
It depends.

If I get out one side, all will be fine.

If I get out the other side, my face smashes into a wall.
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#27
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My routine for months has been waking up feeling sprung out, masturbating, listening to my fav song, then smoking a ciggarette.


I've been doing that lately except for smoking a cigarette, I just go back to bed lol.
#28
I fall out of the bed
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#29
It depends how i wake up. Like, if I wake up myself, I will be perfectly fine ... But if I am woken up due to something else ... Such as a very loud noise or someone forcing me to get up ... I will be pissed / cranky / tired.
#30
The right side!
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#31
Depends how much sleep I've had.
I always get out on the left side though. Cos it's closer to my door, and the route is usually clear...er.
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