#1
What are your favorite quotes from the movie?

mine would have to be "my name is Dale, but you HAVE to call me Dragon."
There's something living in these lines.
#4
"Mom, I HONESTLY thought I was going to be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point, he said 'Let's get it on'".

(On Brennan's singing voice) "It's like a mixture of Fergie and Jesus"
#5
"boats and hoes" n'uff said
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#6
"let the dirt shower over you" i almosst died laughing
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#7
"Can we turn our beds into bunk beds? It will give us lots of room for activities."
"You're adults, you can do whatever you want."
"Ssooo can we???"

"I just wanna wrap you up into a little ball in stick you in my pussy."

"Boats and Ho's!"

"So how about a hug?"
"You would like that wouldn't you faggot?!"
I was living a lie, now I'm dying to know the truth...
#8
" As soon as you fall asleep, i'm going to punch you right in the face"

"Dale better not get in my face, Cuz ill drop his ass"

"oh god there's blood everywhere the bunk beds were a horrible idea, why would you let us do that"


They might not be word for word. The movie was great.
#9
"last time i laughed at that joke i fell of my dinosaur!"


..so many dinosaur references in this movie.
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#11
"pah!!!"
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#13
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...is he saying pow?

"PAH!!!"
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BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#14
How do you explain the 20 year gap in your work history? It just says you went Kerouac on everyone's ass.

You sound like a mix between Fergie and Jesus.
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#15
when his older brother's in the car and they're all singing so serious... "Come on son, your solo, you're the oldest, i'm countin' on you!"
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#16
"Stick and stones may break my bones, but I will hit you in the balls repeatedly."
"Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance. I mean, after all, it's the thing that makes America great." - Frank Zappa while on the Arsenio Hall Show

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#17
"ive walked 500 miles to give you my seed"
the quote is decent but will ferrells beard and the surprise of the whole scene was so funny.
#19
"You punched him in the face. I'm going to pleasure myself to that image tonight."
Also when Brennan and Derek are going to hug, and they keep slowly hitting each other
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#20
Im not gonna call him dad. Never. Even if theres a fire!

lol
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#22
"PAH!!!"
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BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#23
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"PAH!!!"

Is he saying pow?

"Why are you so sweaty?"
"I was watching cops."

"I'm not gonna call him dad. Even if there's a fire."
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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#25
This thing is like the rock of jibralter(sp)
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