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#1
Well guys, I just did something sick.

I walked into my living room and retrieved a half of a sleeve of crackers. I didn't look at them because I was typing a review, so I innocently unraveled them and went to town. About half-way through the half of the sleeve, I feel something on my hand so I look down.

Lo and behold, the bag of crackers was COVERED (and I mean COVERED) in ants. They swarmed throughout the package and onto the crackers. They had begun to journey up my desk and onto the keyboard. I quickly threw the ant-infested sleeve away and wiped the tiny bastards off my desk.

So, pit, how many do you think I ate? Has anyone else ever done anything like this?
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#6
No worries, little buggers will merely eat you from the inside out now.

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#8
At least you had a healthy well balanced meal.
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#9
DUDE!

That's just sick

Though you did kill some of the little fuckers.
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#10
dude cultures eat ants. your gonna die.

just kidding. itll be good.
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#11
that's one way to get your daily dose of protein...


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#12
Amateur - I once ate half a bowl of mussels swarming with these weird parasitic crab things. That was rough.
#13
I'm betting you ate a few. I woulden't sweat it, ants are safe to eat, a good source of protein, and in some places a delicacy. Hell, you probably just ate a French appitizer.

Bon appitite
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Maybe you'll get awesome super powers.

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#15
extra protein

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#19
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Amateur - I once ate half a bowl of mussels swarming with these weird parasitic crab things. That was rough.


Oooof. Sounds nasty.
#20
So? Eating ants isn't disguisting. I ate ants on purpose when I was like 10-11 years old. So did many of friends. Seriously, some ants taste ****ing godly!
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#21
Lol i freaked out just from reading that, i hate ants.
But you didn't taste them?
They're all spicy.
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#23
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hey if bear grilles can do it so can you


That implies that normal men can do the same things that Bear Grylls can...which is simply not true.
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#25
just think about it this way. as long as they havent been sprayed or something and somehow the poison got around to a few different ones who somehow survived and continued to transmit the poison in their system's until it reached the whole colony, whose eggs were then poisoned and they sent out their foraging ants to get food for the rest of the colony, and then they stumbled upon a bag of crackers and began to get the food, leaving the deadly ant poison all over the crumbly goodness.
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That implies that normal men can do the same things that Bear Grylls can...which is simply not true.

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#27
My friend once baked a cake with pubes in it as a prank on me and some other guys.

I tried to commit suicide after I ate a piece and realized what was in it.
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#28
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Bear Grylls once beat Chuck Norris in a fight, ate the remains, and slept in the carcass for 48 hours.


Chuck Norris doesn't need a film crew.
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#30
petrol + styrofoam

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#31
Makes me think of the guy who supposedly came blood and ants.
Maybe that's what happened-he ate ants!
/lackofknowledgeofhumandigestivesystem.
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#32
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That implies that normal men can do the same things that Bear Grylls can...which is simply not true.

hey normal people can eat gross **** just as good as him
#33
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Amateur - I once ate half a bowl of mussels swarming with these weird parasitic crab things. That was rough.


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#34
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Seriously, drink some bleach ASAP. Otherwise they may lay eggs in you.

Killing them with fire would be ideal, but I suggest it as a last resort. Do the bleach thing first.



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#35
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hey normal people can eat gross **** just as good as him


First of all, it's "just as well as him," and second, no they can't.

Have a nice day.
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#36
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QFT

Bear Grylls once beat Chuck Norris in a fight, ate the remains, and slept in the carcass for 48 hours.


Aren't remains and carcass the same thing? Unless you're saying Chuck Norris is so powerful, he can sleep in the body of a dead guy he just ate. In which case. Dayum.
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#37
Ants used to get into my Coke before I moved to where I live now. I ingested a fair few in my life.

I believe it's pretty good for you, actually.
#38
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First of all, it's "just as well as him," and second, no they can't.

Have a nice day.

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#39
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Aren't remains and carcass the same thing? Unless you're saying Chuck Norris is so powerful, he can sleep in the body of a dead guy he just ate. In which case. Dayum.

Nah, I probably worded it wrong but remains = meat etc, carcass = bones and assorted gunk left over.
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#40
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