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#1
Has anyone else seen it? I came home to find out they put Jonas Brothers on the cover Im definitely getting my subscription canceled. For the caption under the guys, they put God! Girls! Guitars! Whatever shred of credit I still had for the magazine has been lost. they shoulda put the search bar on the cover, which I used to see if someone made a thread about this, but they didn't.

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

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#2
Quick!! Put this in the pop/punk section where it belongs!
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#4
Rolling Stone is a magazine that follows mainstream and popular music.

The Jonas Brothers are extremely popular and extremely mainstream.
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#5
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Quick!! Put this in the pop/punk section where it belongs!

What does Rolling Stone have to do with pop/punk?

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

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#6
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Rolling Stone is a magazine that follows mainstream and popular music.

The Jonas Brothers are extremely popular and extremely mainstream.

Nu-uh, Rolling Stone is always right, especially when it put Cobain on its list of best guitarists. They know quality!
#7
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Nu-uh, Rolling Stone is always right, especially when it put Cobain on its list of best guitarists. They know quality!


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#8
You might as well get off UG too.

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#9
quick people i need the address to the rolling stone, 4 nuclear devices a private helicopter and a rubber duck.
#10
Can I ask a question here? What are Jonas Brothers? I see them on magazines saying 'JONAS BROTERS!!!' but like, what do they do? Are they kinda like hanson?
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#13
you do realize rolling stones been around for decades? They've hit many lows in that time, this probably isn't there lowest point
#14
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What the hell do you STILL have a subscription to that trash for anyway?

I don't know. I think it renews itself. I've been meaning to cancel it for a while.

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

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what this man says is correct.


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WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??
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#15
**** yeah man, mainstream music SUX111 (generic metal band) rawks!
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#16
Wow...I had no respect for that mag. anyway.

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#17
Shut up, people. The Jonas Bros are really different and hardcore. They try to stay away from what others think and do. They are individuals! They represent goodness and they stay away from mainstream thoughts!
"The Jonas brothers wear purity rings on their left-hand ring finger and promise not to have sex until marriage. They started wearing it when their parents, Denise and Kevin, Sr., asked them if they wanted to. Joe has said that the rings symbolize "a promise to ourselves and to God that we'll stay pure 'till marriage," and Nick had stated that "it's [purity rings] are pretty awesome, and the rings are just one of our ways of kind of like being different than everybody else out there."

See? They're frigging awesome. Oops, I said a bad word. Hopefully the Great Kevin may find it in his blessings to forgive me.
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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#18
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quick people i need the address to the rolling stone, 4 nuclear devices a private helicopter and a rubber duck.


+1
I suggest we give this man what he needs


Edit: ^i think i just threw up a little.
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#19
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Shut up, people. The Jonas Bros are really different and hardcore. They try to stay away from what others think and do. They are individuals! They represent goodness and they stay away from mainstream thoughts!
"The Jonas brothers wear purity rings on their left-hand ring finger and promise not to have sex until marriage. They started wearing it when their parents, Denise and Kevin, Sr., asked them if they wanted to. Joe has said that the rings symbolize "a promise to ourselves and to God that we'll stay pure 'till marriage," and Nick had stated that "it's [purity rings] are pretty awesome, and the rings are just one of our ways of kind of like being different than everybody else out there."

See? They're frigging awesome. Oops, I said a bad word. Hopefully the Great Kevin may find it in his blessings to forgive me.
I'm fairly certain that Nick Jonas sexed up Miley Cyrus, so.....
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#20
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+1
I suggest we give this man what he needs

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NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

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what this man says is correct.


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WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??
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#21
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they're like hanson but ten times worse and christian, which automatically makes them sucky.


I lol'd hard after I read this. XD
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#22
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I'm fairly certain that Nick Jonas sexed up Miley Cyrus, so.....

How do you know this stuff?
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#23
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How do you know this stuff?
Back when the explicit Miley Cyrus photos were discovered off her computer, it was also found out that those pictures were sent to Nick Jonas.

Also, some E-Mails sent between the two allegedly had some conversations about the nights previous sex.

Allegedly
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#24
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Back when the explicit Miley Cyrus photos were discovered off her computer, it was also found out that those pictures were sent to Nick Jonas.

Also, some E-Mails sent between the two allegedly had some conversations about the nights previous sex.

Allegedly

Again... how do you know this stuff?
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#27
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Again... how do you know this stuff?
The website from the person who 'hacked' her computer gave out that information.

So, I guess I'm not positive, but regardless, I really doubt that they would actually be able to keep their abstinence pledge when all mindless, 15-year-old (girls) want to blow them.
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#28
I think the Jonas Brother that actually plays an instrument for the entire duration of the songs they play is pretty decent.
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#29
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You might as well get off UG too.



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#30
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Back when the explicit Miley Cyrus photos were discovered off her computer, it was also found out that those pictures were sent to Nick Jonas.

Also, some E-Mails sent between the two allegedly had some conversations about the nights previous sex.

Allegedly

Wait, are you saying there are nudy pictures of Miley Cirus on the internet?

#31
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Wait, are you saying there are nudy pictures of Miley Cirus on the internet?

Yeah, I believe.

The pics I saw were of her in a 'provocative' poses, though I think some topless ones were floating around.

However, she is underage, so I'm sure someone was all over those pictures. Also, she's not that hot
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#32
It was just a huge surprise when I read it. I knew she had so called "provocative" pics on a magazine, but I didn't know she had topless pics.
#33
Seriously, how does everybody know so much about Miley Cyrus/Jonas Brothers? Has Disney gotten to UG, too?

*goes to bed, hoping to forget this thread*
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#34
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It was just a huge surprise when I read it. I knew she had so called "provocative" pics on a magazine, but I didn't know she had topless pics.
I was lurking /b/ when the pics arrived, one of them looked pretty real.

Oh yeah, so, in conclusion, she's a normal teenager, despite what Disney tries to get all of her young fan base to believe.

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Seriously, how does everybody know so much about Miley Cyrus/Jonas Brothers? Has Disney gotten to UG, too?

*goes to bed, hoping to forget this thread*
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#36
Please, Rolling Stone has been a joke for quite some time now. You're only learning about this now? Jesus Christ man, they've had Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera etc. on previous covers, and you're complaining about the Jonas Brothers?
Be cool.
#37
Do you guys not watch TV? That Miley Cyrus crap was all over the place.

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#38
We take all kinds of pills to give us all kinds of thrills
But the thrill that we've never known
Is the thrill that'll getcha when you get yer picture on the
Cover of the Rolling Stones
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#40
you dont have to cancel your subscription. every once in a while theres a good issue.


i just use the pictures (the good ones) to put on my walls.
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