That was awesome.
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I'm a pretty emotional person, but tearworthy? I think not.

He killed himself not so much as suicide, but his death was more a repercussion of achieving his dream. Kiwis cannot fly, but this particular one wanted to, so he rigged a bunch of trees to a side of a cliff and dove off so it looked like he was flying through some trees above the ground, hence the 90 degree change in the POV.
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He jumped because he could rush by the trees like he was really flying, even though he was just falling.
the mad world one makes it much better
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why did he kill himself?

He wanted to finally fly, so he put all that effort in putting the trees on the side of the cliff to make it seem like he was flying. It's really sad and touching at the same time.
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