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I'm taking a trip with 2 friends soon, and we're gonna be staying a hotel for 6 nights. I plan on leaving spooge covered pictures of 1 of their sisters in the bathroom. I don't wanna use actual spooge cause then my other friend would be totally grossed out by it, so UG, what's a clever substitute that would be hard to detect as fake?
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Isn't grossing them out half of why you would want to do it?! Go for the real thing!
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just get a hooker to spit on the picture
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#6
You could hawk up a good loogie. That or slightly watered down shampoo, but only a TINY bit of water. Put it in a tissue for maximum effect. Then it's harder to tell if it's real or not. Also, if you use shampoo and for some reason he smells it, he'll know.
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haha this is a good thread
take a waterbottle and a little water, put in a tissue and shake it around
if you figure out the right combination it can get pretty good
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#8
Tear the paper off of a cigarette filter, put it in your hand along with a small amount of rubbing alcohol, close your hand tightly and shake. I have only heard of this working, never seen it in person.
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he said it ^

edit:
shampoo, i mean

No I believe I got it right.
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Quote by alienboy18241
Isn't grossing them out half of why you would want to do it?! Go for the real thing!


I'm not trying to gross him out per say, just get him really mad I jacked all over a picture of his sister, lmfao, but shes ugly as ****, so I can't really do it.
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I'm not trying to gross him out per say, just get him really mad I jacked all over a picture of his sister, lmfao, but shes ugly as ****, so I can't really do it.

So why not go all the way with it? Committment is the key to success.
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So why not go all the way with it? Committment is the key to success.


agreed, if you were a real man you would spooge on his sister
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just get a hooker to spit on the picture

I see what you did thar.
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I'm not trying to gross him out per say, just get him really mad I jacked all over a picture of his sister, lmfao, but shes ugly as ****, so I can't really do it.

have a picture of a hot girl in one hand, then the other picture nearby.
then do the ol' switcheroo.
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agreed, if you were a real man you would spooge on his sister


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#18
A lot of hair gels that are out these days would work pretty good, or you could just gimme your friends sisters number. She's not fat is she?
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#21
You know they have pills if you can't get it up.

Be honest, that's what you're really after.
#22
cheap conditioner looks a lot like spunk. The little bottle in the hotel shower would probably work fine.
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agreed, if you were a real man you would spooge on his sister



Seriously, why are you even using a PICTURE of his sister. If you really wanted to piss him off, you could just do it for real.


Or you could be lame and use watered down hand lotion or something.
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Do it to a picture of him to freak him out just that bit more.
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Quote by RaNdoM-FeLiX
Do it to a picture of him to freak him out just that bit more.


HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!! sweet idea!
#28
Or, you could combine everyone's ideas and just splooge on your friend. That would probably provide maximum grossness.
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Or, you could combine everyone's ideas and just splooge on your friend. That would probably provide maximum grossness.
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I think Suave has this orange bottle of shampoo that looks EXACTLY like what you're looking for.


Yeah. It might be a little to silvery to work, or maybe I don't shoot a silvery enough load.

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Or, you could combine everyone's ideas and just splooge on your friend. That would probably provide maximum grossness.


Do it.
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Use a lot of cream and sugar in water from the coffee machine
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Put a little bleach in there so when he smells it and begins to eat it it will seem even more realistic.


Lmfao!!!!
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#35
Am I the only person who thought of the Queer As Folk episode where Mike mentions that back in high school, Brian tried to make fake cum in chemistry class, but actually made a really strong glue?


Anyone??
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Am I the only person who thought of the Queer As Folk episode where Mike mentions that back in high school, Brian tried to make fake cum in chemistry class, but actually made a really strong glue?


Anyone??


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You watch / watched Queer as Folk?
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You watch / watched Queer as Folk?


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Yes I do, does there happen to be something wrong with that?
#39
Quote by RaNdoM-FeLiX
Do it to a picture of him to freak him out just that bit more.

better idea, do the fake spooge one to a photo of his sister, then do it with a picture of him with real spooge the next day.

he'll think its fake when it isnt and when all is revealed he'll **** bricks
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Quote by Brain245
Or, you could combine everyone's ideas and just splooge on your friend. That would probably provide maximum grossness.


But yell something confusing like "FREE TIBET!" when you do it.
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