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#1


Yes repost
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#2
chuck norris jokes are totally out
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#4
are you aware that that photo...is a FAKE!!!!
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#5
OMG, I've gotten out of bed on a day-off and somehow gone a year and a half back in time.
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#6
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are you aware that that photo...is a FAKE!!!!


No shit sherlock!!!
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#8
Quote by WangmasterHizzl
OMG, I've gotten out of bed on a day-off and somehow gone a year and a half back in time.


Looks like you woke up blind as well (yes repost)
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#9
Once...
Chuck Norris and Mr T walked into a bar...


and the bar spontaneously exploded because it couldn't contain that amount of awesome!

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#11
Quote by rizo299
2005 was 3 years ago.


(yes repost)
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#13
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Genious!

and you are not.

Chuck Norris jokes suck
#14
Quote by _Tim_
and you are not.

Chuck Norris jokes suck


How so?

And it's a matter of opinion. I love Chuck Norris jokes. You're allowed to say that you don't find them funny, but you have no right in saying that they 'suck'. Then again, if they suck, why are you posting in a thread about them? You really need to learn some respect, you ignorant fuck.
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#15
Quote by _Tim_
and you are not.

Chuck Norris jokes suck

Someones going to get a round house kick in the next hour....

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#16
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
How so?

And it's a matter of opinion. I love Chuck Norris jokes. You're allowed to say that you don't find them funny, but you have no right in saying that they 'suck'. Then again, if they suck, why are you posting in a thread about them? You really need to learn some respect, you ignorant fuck.

'Genious'. Go find a dictionary.

I have every right to say 'they suck', this country operates with a freedom of speech policy.

EDIT: lol you're younger than me. What happened to 'respect your elders'? And isn't blatant to even the biggest moron that I'm here to complain about them?
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#18
Quote by _Tim_
and you are not.

Chuck Norris jokes suck



+1000 and yet they keep appearing, each stupider then the last.
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#19
Quote by _Tim_
'Genious'. Go find a dictionary.

I have every right to say 'they suck', this country operates with a freedom of speech policy.

EDIT: lol you're younger than me. What happened to 'respect your elders'? And isn't blatant to even the biggest moron that I'm here to complain about them?


This is soviet UG. Free speech is not allowed.
#20
Quote by Våd Hamster
This is soviet UG. Free speech is not allowed.

The servers are based in the Netherlands. Is free speech allowed there?
I believe it is, well...as much as it is in any country- and you could argue that the internet is the only place that free speech is allowed.
#21
Quote by Leper_Messiah_
Looks like you woke up blind as well (yes repost)



Oh im sorry *repost*

That makes it HILLARIOUS. How could i not see the humour in you re-using old-ass jokes.

Bravo, surely you are the captin of wit and the admiral of satire.


Next time you want a cheap laugh, run up to a group of people and do the helicopter with your wang. At least its half-way original.
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#22
Quote by _Tim_
The servers are based in the Netherlands. Is free speech allowed there?
I believe it is, well...as much as it is in any country- and you could argue that the internet is the only place that free speech is allowed.


Netherlands has apecake to do with UG. UG has it's own rules, enforced by the admins.

Test it, make a thread about 'how much the mods suck' and we'll see what your free speech is worth.
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Quote by Våd Hamster
Netherlands has apecake to do with UG. UG has it's own rules, enforced by the admins.

Test it, make a thread about 'how much the mods suck' and we'll see what your free speech is worth.

There's a difference between free speech and account suicide...
#24
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Genious!


this post is dripping irony.

And Chuck'd probably take a better stab at it than Herman
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#25
Quote by con job
this post is dripping of irony.

At least I wasn't the only person to notice.
#26
No. Free speech is being able to word one's opinion without getting punished for it. You sir, are wrong.
#27
Quote by Våd Hamster
No. Free speech is being able to word one's opinion without getting punished for it. You sir, are wrong.

Well, I accept defeat there. However, just because UG is a dictatorship, in that sense, why does that make it Soviet?
#28
Chuck norris is so awsome he could perma ban frenchy!!!!!!!!

But seriously chuck norris used to be funny now its just old
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#29
Quote by _Tim_
The servers are based in the Netherlands. Is free speech allowed there?
I believe it is, well...as much as it is in any country- and you could argue that the internet is the only place that free speech is allowed.


Be careful... you don't know who may report you...

And this is Soviet UG!!
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#30
Why does chuck norris look like a burnt victim?
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#31
Quote by Kensai
Why does chuck norris look like a burnt victim?



Because he's so hot he literally burns up


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#32
Quote by WangmasterHizzl
Oh im sorry *repost*

That makes it HILLARIOUS. How could i not see the humour in you re-using old-ass jokes.

Bravo, surely you are the captin of wit and the admiral of satire.


Next time you want a cheap laugh, run up to a group of people and do the helicopter with your wang. At least its half-way original.


Go get laid or something, at least you wont have to peruse guitar forums trying to lecture people on how "old" their jokes are.
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#33
To end your free speech discussion:

UG is NOT a country, it is a forum with rules.
You do not have free speech here.

Get over it or GTFO.

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#34
Why is Chuck Norris hairy in his chest?
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RSOB and Gavs must have a great relationship to be able to sleep around so much
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Yeah, it's pretty flexible. Like gavz.


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#36
What is the only thing that never gets old?

Definitely not Chuck Norris jokes.
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#37
Quote by con job
this post is dripping irony.

And Chuck'd probably take a better stab at it than Herman


Oh crap I just realised I misspelled genius
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#38
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Notice his massive chest hair, Chuck Norris is like Samson, cut his (chest)hair and he loses his powers.

NOW WE KNOW HIS SECRET!!

needless to say, his pubes are a forest of electromagnetic energi pulses, any electric device within the range of 100meters dies.
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#39
Chuck Norris is a tool. Chuck Norris jokes are not funny. If you don't agree with me, try watching an episode of Walker Texas Ranger. Is he still awesome? Didn't think so.

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#40
Quote by rizo299
2005 was 3 years ago.

Through the Fire and Flames was not released until 2006. You lose.


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