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#1
Right.
So the object of my fanciment is coming back from holiday soon
and i want to sing a song to them, to convince them to be with me.
i want to learn it on guitar
and be able to sing at the same time
and i'd like it to be vaguely love related
i'm looking along the lines of
My beautiful rescue- this providence
I'll follow you into the dark- Deathcab
If the moon fell down- dear juliet

if you have any suggestions i'll pay you back with sexual favours
or virtual street credz, yo.


ta!
I know you think that I'm someone you can trust.
But I'm scared i'll get scared and i swear i'll try to nail you back up.



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#2
i cum blood
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#3
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i cum blood


I'm SURE TO WIN HER HEART NOW!
ha.
I know you think that I'm someone you can trust.
But I'm scared i'll get scared and i swear i'll try to nail you back up.



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#5
1. You NEVER EVER EVER play guitar to get girls
2. I cum blood is never the answer, but it always works, chicks are into stuff like that
3. This thread was a bad idea so be prepared to get flamed
4. Have fun
#6
Write your own
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#7
Sing LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE, i LOVE you throughout the song with Gm, C#M, and F#dim to really get them to cry.
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#8
Quote by Pedalboard
Sing LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE, i LOVE you throughout the song with Gm, C#M, and F#dim to really get them to cry.

Greatest chords ever. I try to use those as much as I can.
#10
**** Her Gently - Tenacious D
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#11
Skip all that "I write my own luv songs" stuff. **** her gently wins every time.

*EDIT* GODDAMNIT! ^^^
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#13
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**** Her Gently - Tenacious D


aha my friend had that song come up on shuffle while she lost her virginity. i'm thinking not. I do hope people know i'm not a guy...
I know you think that I'm someone you can trust.
But I'm scared i'll get scared and i swear i'll try to nail you back up.



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#14
Quote by cofinboy
aha my friend had that song come up on shuffle while she lost her virginity. i'm thinking not. I do hope people know i'm not a guy...


Coulda fooled me with the name "cofinBOY". **** the song, show him (or her, I dont discriminate) your tits.
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#16
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Coulda fooled me with the name "cofinBOY". **** the song, show him (or her, I dont discriminate) your tits.


aha, look at my profile. im really a girl, triple promise
and im somehow thinknig that wont work...
cme on guys :/
I know you think that I'm someone you can trust.
But I'm scared i'll get scared and i swear i'll try to nail you back up.



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#17
write your own.
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#19
Dear ____

I really love you for real
Something about heartbreak before
And now you've mended that
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
But now I see
I want you to
Sex me.

*EDIT*

Forgot. G chord mashing the entire time.
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#20
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Are you a girl trying to get a girl?

..and play Benighted by Opeth

uh huh
and i'm about to check it out,
ta love
I know you think that I'm someone you can trust.
But I'm scared i'll get scared and i swear i'll try to nail you back up.



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#21
An actual serious answer...

Love Song - AC/DC
Hull City A.F.C

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#22
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An actual serious answer...

Love Song - AC/DC

thankyou mylove.
she's into classic rock aswell
I know you think that I'm someone you can trust.
But I'm scared i'll get scared and i swear i'll try to nail you back up.



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#23
Quote by undecided1993
Are you a girl trying to get a girl?

..and play Benighted by Opeth

This. Or play Coil by Opeth. You might want to change the lyrics around a little though.

This is completely serious.
#24
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aha, look at my profile. im really a girl, triple promise
and im somehow thinknig that wont work...
cme on guys :/

+10 profile views

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uh huh
and i'm about to check it out,
ta love

+300 profile views

But seriously try writing something of your own:

1. Grab a few chords that sound good together
2. Make a fulfilling strumming patter
3. Write lyrics
4. Add vocal melody
5. ?????
6. PROFIT!!!
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#25
Quote by cofinboy
Right.
So the object of my fanciment is coming back from holiday soon
and i want to sing a song to them, to convince them to be with me.
i want to learn it on guitar
and be able to sing at the same time
and i'd like it to be vaguely love related
i'm looking along the lines of
My beautiful rescue- this providence
I'll follow you into the dark- Deathcab
If the moon fell down- dear juliet

if you have any suggestions i'll pay you back with sexual favours
or virtual street credz, yo.


ta!


Wat.
#26
Damn dudette, thats sweet of you.

I'd do my best to make something up and just throw some chords underneath it if you're doing it with an acoustic.
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#27
Quote by CoheednRHCP
+10 profile views


+300 profile views

But seriously try writing something of your own:

1. Grab a few chords that sound good together
2. Make a fulfilling strumming patter
3. Write lyrics
4. Add vocal melody
5. ?????
6. PROFIT!!!


haha i have had like 30 more profile views now XD
i've written songs before, (www.myspace.com/imnotsherlock)

its more sincere when it coems from somewhere else though.
she deserves the best,
shes amazing.
you guys are all so sweet ^^
I know you think that I'm someone you can trust.
But I'm scared i'll get scared and i swear i'll try to nail you back up.



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#28
i know, i am sweet.


Grandpa - blink 182


thats the way to get her grandpa to **** you.
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#29
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i know, i am sweet.


Grandpa - blink 182


thats the way to get her grandpa to **** you.


HOW did you find out my hidden agendas?
blink 182?
might just adapt the blowjob song...
JUST KIDDING
I know you think that I'm someone you can trust.
But I'm scared i'll get scared and i swear i'll try to nail you back up.



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#30
hey baby, I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY

I KILLED A BABY TODAY

doesnt matter much to me as long as its dead


seriously Last Caress=win
The Mitch Clem formula
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#31
Wait, TS, you are a girl trying to get a girl. But...what if the girl you like isn't a lesbian?
Be cool.
#33
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Wait, TS, you are a girl trying to get a girl. But...what if the girl you like isn't a lesbian?


well you see,
we made out quite a bit, and she says she loves me
but shes got a boyfriend
whos an absolute dick
and i want her to choose me
hence this whole exercise
I know you think that I'm someone you can trust.
But I'm scared i'll get scared and i swear i'll try to nail you back up.



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#34
Quote by cofinboy
well you see,
we made out quite a bit, and she says she loves me
but shes got a boyfriend
whos an absolute dick
and i want her to choose me
hence this whole exercise



I think she may be leading you on. If she really doesn't want to leave her boyfriend, despite the fact he is a big dick, then something is up. Maybe she ain't ready for a relationship with another girl? Do people know her sexuality?
Be cool.
#35
Shout "I LOVE YOU BITCH" and then play the solo from Winter Madness by Wintersun.
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#36
"Wake Up" - Coheed and Cambria. Maybe?
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#37
"Glósóli"- Sigur Ros


Get a whole band into it, with you at the forefront.

If she's not completely swooned and overtaken by the song, then she's obviously not for you.
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#38
Quote by fallenangel20
"Glósóli"- Sigur Ros


Get a whole band into it, with you at the forefront.

If she's not completely swooned and overtaken by the song, then she's obviously not for you.


you, my dear
are a lovely person
thankyou for that suggestion
i'm going to find a large band
and perform that outside her window
XD
I know you think that I'm someone you can trust.
But I'm scared i'll get scared and i swear i'll try to nail you back up.



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#39
Every girl on this damn forum seems to be a lesbo!


No, I'm not complaining
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#40
Lovesong - The Cure?

One of the saddest(?) song of all time.
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