I have $300, and was thinking of putting humbuckers in my strat, since I play rock music, and the coils are just too thin and whiny for my taste.

Will buckers go well with the alder/maple combination? I was looking at either Alnico II's or something similar.

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Put Blackouts or EMG 81's in it. I want someone to put those in a Strat just for the lulz one day.
Dimarzio Evolution Bridge.

Dimarzio Breed Neck.
Squier classic vibe 50's strat, modded.
Dunlop 535q
Korg Pitchblack
Carvin X100B

Coming soon to a pedal board near you:
Analogman Sunface
Lovepedal E6
Area 51 wah
Skreddy Lunar Module
Malekko 616 Ekko
Yes, sorry.

We play just simple rock n roll, dirty gritty sound.

Oasis, Foo Fighters, stuff like that.
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