#1
Lets say aliens invade earth and tell everyone they have 24 hours until they blow up the earth.

What would you do in your final day?

Im thinking rape....or hookers. I will not die a virgin. If that fails, Fap marathon.


Im sure this has been done before but i suck at using the searchbar and i couldnt find anything.
#2
Tell this girl I'm talking to on AIM to bang me.
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TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#3
There's always going to be a tomorrow for me.
My today is tomorrow in Australia.
Pick flowers not fights.
Make love not war.
Drop acid not bombs.

#4
i would laugh
Quotes from other UGers in your signatures that talk about how good you are suck donkey schlong.
#5
so you and everyone you know is about to die, and all you think of is sex?


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#6
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Tell this girl I'm talking to on AIM to bang me.

Something about this post made me think PIMP
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#9
I'd marry my girlfriend, and spend every minute having a blast with my friends/family.
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#10
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I'd marry my girlfriend, and spend every minute having a blast with my friends/family.


This.
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can i get a tl;dr up in this bitch?

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usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

let's change the question: are you pro or antti niemi?
#13
"24 hours until the destruction of earth'

dont ****ing tell me you havent seen Men in Black

but i would get laid and **** all day.
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4)??????
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#14
I would play Surfing with Aliens and the aliens would be so impress they would save me and give me all the hot alien ladies... and Megan Fox
#15
Why would they wait 24 hours? Why wouldn't they just blow it up now?

I guess I'd go outside and become social again.
#16
Maybe they're those aliens who have exploding heads when music plays. Then UG will be able to save the world!
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That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

We're ticking away, the moments that make up the dull days
#18
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Lets say aliens invade earth and tell everyone they have 24 hours until they blow up the earth.

What would you do in your final day?

Im thinking rape....or hookers. I will not die a virgin. If that fails, Fap marathon.


Im sure this has been done before but i suck at using the searchbar and i couldnt find anything.

What hooker is going to be working under those circumstances?
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#20
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Start sucking up to our new alien overlords and tell them all of the secrets I know in return for letting me/loved ones return to marklar with them.

Or ask why they just randomly decided to blow up the earth and warn 6 billion people about it, too.. So yeah, make peace with them at all costs.


But what if they don't care about your marklars, thus killing all your marklars and destroying planet marklar forever.

That would make you **** marklars for sure.