#1
When I move out, I'm buying a shovel-faced cat and naming is "Pussay".
I'm gonna label all the cat stuff with that name, and wait for people to come over so I can make rediculously obvious jokes about the cat's name, and pretend I don't understand.

All in favour of shovel-faced cats?
#3
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#4
They look so pathetic!
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#5
lol, i had a cat named pussy but it was some himalayan thing
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#7
That's gotta be one of the greatest ideas I've ever heard.

I feel bad for the cat, though. No animal should have to look like it was hit in the face by a Greyhound bus, man.
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#9
My theory is that there's a secret law saying that every Persian (that's the flat-faced breed) born should be chucked at the wall as soon as it comes out. xD
#11
The best one is the one that says "I frew up" or "I barfed" or something
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#12


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#15
haha hmm i wonder what your jokes might sound like...
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#22
It's like Little Nicky in the form of a cat :O!
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