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#2
"What a wonderful world"

Louis Armstrong, hardest metal known to man.
I'll believe in anything and you'll believe in anything.
last.fm
#3
Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pisse din her maggot filled asshole

****ing the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow

Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, **** and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life

Violnet, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction


HAPPY?
someone had to do it
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#4
torso****- raped by elephants

"was visiting in africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant **** in my mouth
I sucked like a ***** while I was ass****ed by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and **** in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted allover my face
I was completely ****ed up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed ****s on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again "
#5
3 Inches of blood - Deadly Sinners

"Enemy's of metal your death is our reward"
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#6
Iz R De Metalzzz!
"You've got to dance like nobody else is watching.
Dream like you will live forever.
Live like you're going to die tomorrow,
and love like it is never gonna hurt."
-- James Dean (1931-1955)

Quote by JakeTheDuck
This man has the right idea.


^
oh yeahhh
#7
Quote by COBHC6
Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pisse din her maggot filled asshole

****ing the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow

Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, **** and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life

Violnet, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction


HAPPY?
someone had to do it


you bastard.

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- Dunlop Classic Crybaby
#9
"She was so beautiful. I HAD TO KILL HER!"

hah

or "Your dead child I defile, Necropedophile"

EDIT:
Quote by Darksucker
YRRAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHEEERRRRYYAAAAAAAAA!!!

Nile

oh up yours you dirty stereotyper.

how about Cast Down The Heretic - Nile

"Blasphemer, heretic, defiler of te sacred ones, thou art deprived of your limbs. Thy nose shall be split, thou art cast down and overthrown"

or

The Burning Pits of the Duat - Nile
"I hath been made to eat feces, and drink urine!"

or even

Ithyphallic - Nile
"Anoint my phallus with the blood of the fallen!"
Quote by -Collapse-
Oh, hello mister tracer! Lets dance!
Quote by CodySG
And we all poop in the sandwiches!


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Last edited by poopsmith666 at Aug 1, 2008,
#10
Quote by poopsmith666
"She was so beautiful. I HAD TO KILL HER!"

hah

or "Your dead child I defile, Necropedophile"

you can never go wrong with cannibal corpse
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#11
Who is that girl I see
Staring straight back at me
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside

-Sepultura

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#12
NEAR TO ME RIDES MY BEST FRENDS AND THEIR HORSE
THEY ALSO ARE CARRY BIG SWRDS
A SKEKLTON SCREAM AT ME AND TRY TO STEAL MY POWERS
BUT MY CHARIOT IS TOO FAST FOR HIS BONEY LEG

4 lines of metal.
#14
Quote by herman ri2
Behemoth


"SHALLS SHALL ****ING SERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE!


FAIL
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#17
Exit light, enter NIGHT!!
Quote by Vincent Vega
Haikus are awesome
but sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator



Quote by KissingShadows
People always tell me I solo like Zakk Wylde. Thats how I know that I suck.
#18
Quote by cobhc6
fail

QUITE. CAPS ARE CRUISE CONTROL TO AWESOME, RIGHT GUYS?
Quote by -Collapse-
Oh, hello mister tracer! Lets dance!
Quote by CodySG
And we all poop in the sandwiches!


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pass: misterhoffman
#20
Pile it up, higher and higher,
light the match, start the fire!

Lamb of God - Remorse is for the dead
ALWAYS

WANNA BE WITH YOU,
MAKE BELIEV
E WITH YOU,
AND L
IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



OH, LOOVE!
#21
Quote by InvaderTSN
Does anybody have that link to that one funny song an Opeth fan made?


look at my post above.
#22
ROAAAARRRRR!!!!

Say what you will. It doesn't get more metal.
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Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#23
also,

Exodus - Raze
"Let's start a fire, biggest one you've ever seen. You bring the matches, I'll bring the gasoline. Pile it up let the flames grow higher, and burn the world upon a funeral pyre"
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Oh, hello mister tracer! Lets dance!
Quote by CodySG
And we all poop in the sandwiches!


New Drug Chat, Eh? CLICK HERE


pass: misterhoffman
#24
Quote by poopsmith666
QUITE. CAPS ARE CRUISE CONTROL TO AWESOME, RIGHT GUYS?

you didnt quite understand what i was getting at were you?
he got the lyrics wrong
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#27
Just sit back and relax
Put your ****ing shades on
Put the gun to your head
Your a ****ing disgrace

But for real metal
DDIIIIIMMMMIIIINNNSSSSSHHHEEEDDDDD......TTTTTOOO BBBBBBBBBBB
#28
Quote by gigi666
Lamb of God - Break You

"Son of a bitch, I'm going to break you"



Fail. This sounds like some 14 year old tool trying to be tough.
#29
Quote by linfield4466
Fail. This sounds like some 14 year old tool trying to be tough.




Burn...
#31
Quote by Portuguese_boy
NEAR TO ME RIDES MY BEST FRENDS AND THEIR HORSE
THEY ALSO ARE CARRY BIG SWRDS
A SKEKLTON SCREAM AT ME AND TRY TO STEAL MY POWERS
BUT MY CHARIOT IS TOO FAST FOR HIS BONEY LEG

4 lines of metal.


Lmao I remember that!
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD

Quote by Myxer
Have to give you props that the funniest post I read in a while
Quote by GogglesVK

hazardmaster has won this thread.


Fender Stratocaster 57' Reissue (Japanese)
Vox Valvetronix AD15VT
#32
Quote by COBHC6
you didnt quite understand what i was getting at were you?
he got the lyrics wrong

no I got that part too lol. The "QUITE" was in reference to the "FAIL" the rest was just poking fun at the amoung of caps.
Quote by -Collapse-
Oh, hello mister tracer! Lets dance!
Quote by CodySG
And we all poop in the sandwiches!


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#33
...Split your lungs with blood and thunder...

or

Swollen eyes that bleed for you
Cold steel bars I'm watching through

You've been baptized in a lake of tears
Crucified yourself with your own fears

But you learn from what's killing you
And this time it's real
Beyond your prayers
Too numb to feel
Beyond your prayers

Deepest darkest thoughts you dream
Curing's harder than it seems
Slave to no one but your misery
Broken man lies where you used to be

Now watch the planets collide



That's the song that will be playing at the end of the world .
Quote by blackenedktulu
CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

Quote by Zero-Hartman
Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

last.fm
#34
Quote by linfield4466
Fail. This sounds like some 14 year old tool trying to be tough.

nope, doesn't fail.
#35
You didn't make metal buddy, metal made you
Um...it was Megadeth
from System has failed
cant remember song :P
#36
Quote by COBHC6
FAIL

AHhahahahaha i was seriously laughing out loud.

^
He's laughing at YOU.
You better click that bastard.



Ibanez RG370DX
Peavey Valveking 112 (w/ Bad Monkey and GE-7 EQ)
#38
Quote by LesPaulLeader08
''You can't kill the metal''
-Tenacious D

"no one can destroy the metal, the metal will strike you down wityh a vicious blow. We are the vanquished foes of the metal, we tried to win for why we do not know"

ah, so classic lol
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Oh, hello mister tracer! Lets dance!
Quote by CodySG
And we all poop in the sandwiches!


New Drug Chat, Eh? CLICK HERE


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#39
Crazy, but thats how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe its not to late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Lifes a bitter shame
Im going off the rails on a crazy train

Ive listened to preachers
Ive listened to fools
Ive watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you have the role

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
Im going off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words
Yeh-h

Heirs of a cold war
Thats what weve become
Inheriting troubles Im mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
Im living with something that just isnt fair

Mental wounds not healing
Who and whats to blame
Im going off the rails on a crazy train
Richard: Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.
Frank: [sarcastically] Really?
Richard: Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level.
Frank: [sarcastically] Thank you for opening my eyes to what a loser I am!
#40
I think this will beat everything posted to far,


Is it right to believe
In the need to be free
Its a time when you die
And without asking why
Cant you see what they do
They are grinding us down
They are taking our land
That belongs to the clans

Not alone with a dream
Just want to be free
With a need to belong
I am a clansman .....freedom
UNLEASH THE FOCKING BURGERS
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