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#2
I think it's safe to say this is pretty old
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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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#5
I am just glad I am not her father.
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#7
I posted this earlier...needless to say if her voice wasnt so annoying, I'd **** her.
#8
Blast! She told me she was a virgin!
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#9
I've had sex over 1,000 times.
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#11
That's hot.

EDIT: SHE was hot before her mouth opened.
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#13
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I posted this earlier...needless to say if her voice wasnt so annoying, I'd **** her.

This.

I would wear like 15 condoms, though.
#16
Alright I just watched it, and Jesus Christ...


Someone needs to rip that bitches lips off.. all of them.
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it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#17
I haven't seen this video before, and I reckon it's her life choice, she seems like she's getting prepared for it (gettin' all that **** for the baby she may have), personally I'm against coitus before marriage for religious reasons but it's her choice (she shouldn't be such a bitch about it though, it's disgusting how she treat her mum)
#18
sooooooooooooooooooooooooo ollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld
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#23
Anyone have the end to that? I'm oddly interested on how that turns out <__<
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#24
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That's hot.

EDIT: SHE was hot before her mouth opened.


So true.
Just put one of them apple ma-bobbers in her mouth. Or your pen0r. Either way works.
#25
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That's hot.

EDIT: SHE was hot before her mouth opened.

I thought the exact same thing.
#26
Hey, that's my girlfriend!
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your a sick young lady tbh
#27
Well I've had sex over 9000 times.
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#28
It's impressive, but she gets the most respect from me(...for lack of a better word) out of everyone in that room.
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#29
I've seen this so many times. Needless to say, I hate her.

Mah babiez gunna a4d the top close! if nut den ahm gunna hav 2 sill it. Thaz right bitches. I'm a playa, but I got it lyke dat.

I'm sure her having it like that has lead to multiple Karmic retributions in the form of STDs and/or multiple unwanted babies.

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#31
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It's impressive, but she gets the most respect from me(...for lack of a better word) out of everyone in that room.


Really? Do tell why...
#32
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Really? Do tell why...



Because she quite obviously has serious problems yet her mother, the host and the audience are quite happy to make a spectacle out of her for their own sense of...what? Joy? Superiority? It's certainly not to help her in anyway.
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#33
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Because she quite obviously has serious problems yet her mother, the host and the audience are quite happy to make a spectacle out of her for their own sense of...what? Joy? Superiority? It's certainly not to help her in anyway.
Check out the 'pickle girl' for another example of The Maury Show just exploiting people...

Though, I'm not sure if that one is real.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#34
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!
LISTEN TO HER TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


I'm so black I'm white!
#35
Her voice makes me want to falcon punch her.
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All your base are belong to us.
All your base are belong to us.
All your base are belong to us.
#39
Quote by meh!
Because she quite obviously has serious problems yet her mother, the host and the audience are quite happy to make a spectacle out of her for their own sense of...what? Joy? Superiority? It's certainly not to help her in anyway.


Well yes that's true, but then again, its her mother's fault for taking her to that damn show anyway, they could have solved it by going to a psychologist or something...then again there are cases in which total humiliation is the only way to teach a stubborn child a lesson...that being said the stubborn child should be able to recognize her mistakes if being ridiculed by 300 million people all across the nation...but I'm guessing she can't recognize that because she's too stupid to realize the danger she got herself in the first place, so I do feel pity somewhat.
#40
LIES!!!!!

*runs out of room yelling*
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