#1
A couple minutes ago I sat down on the couch to enjoy a delicious dinner of pop tarts when I noticed something on my shoulder.

A mosquito.

I quickly went to smack it off, but remembered my friend telling me that if you flex the muscle the mosquito lands on, it's sucky mouth penis gets stuck and it cannot free itself. Since the beast landed on my bicep, I flexed my gun to stick the mosquito. Since it was now stuck, forever attached to my arm as long as I could flex, I decided to do a Mortal Kombat style fatality on it. I picked up the vaccuum, located conveniently next to the couch, and vaccuumed the thing up after smashing it with the vaccuum head. Sub Zero would be proud.

So, my first reaction was to tell UG. Was I too harsh on the bugger?
#4
I lol'd for some reason?
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#5
Yes, because it sucked your blood and would've died from your aids anyways.
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#6
Haha, did you also know it will keep sucking blood until it explodes?
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Epic !!!
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#12
Way to go dude, you made that mosquito your bitch.
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#13


I do believe that was a pretty epic kill. Gratz, slayer of mosquitos.
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I hope you get west nile.

True dat
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#16
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Yes, because it sucked your blood and would've died from your aids anyways.


HA!
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Either way it would have died a slow painful death.

You know, if I actually had AIDS or anything like that.
#17
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Haha, did you also know it will keep sucking blood until it explodes?


WOAH, really? TS, make it explode next time!
#18
Flawless Victory!!!

Btw, Sub Zero pwns any other character
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#21
that made my day
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#24
I'll try this out sometime.

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#25
I got good lolz from this. Truly epic.
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#26
that's nothing. next time, hold it there for a while, then use a lighter to heat the tip of a knife. then proceed to poke the skeeter in the head or wings. and the last step is to feed it to your vacuum, like last time. or, while still holding it, you could get your dog to eat it.. you know if you had a dog and couldn't pay for food. plus, if the mosquito was infected, you could see the signs on the dog and save your own life.

#28
LMFAO

that was the most greatest story ever told

from the pop-tart dinner to the vacuum fatality

i bet FATALITY appeared in the room in capital bleeding letters
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#29


simply brilliant!
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#31
lol i have to go try that
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#32
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Yes, because it sucked your blood and would've died from your aids anyways.


#33
Good game. Really, I mean it.
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Btw, Sub Zero pwns any other character



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#35
you should have raped it first, missed out on some good old mosquito hole there man
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#36
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I hope you get west nile.



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