#1
There was this fly that was in my room and it really annoyed me because of its ****ing buzzing. So, after breaking my cool, I picked up a book and I started analyzing it's move and *BAM* right in the kisser. The fly flew at the side of my bed and it was nowhere to be found... untill today. Today, I kept on hearing an annoying buzz/tiny hitting of walls and out of nowhere there was a fly that kept on hitting into walls and flew into broken alarm clock. I knew it was the same fly because it looked it was dazed and I think I gave it brain problems because it didn't fly that much as most flies do. So, I broke my broken clock to open and kill the fly. It was gone like the wind until it flew back and then I ended the games and smashed him with the piece of the broken alarm clock.

I'll give him one thing... he was one tough sonovabitch.

His nick name will be Knocky Mcfly.

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#2
RIP Knocky. You will be in the dirty hearts of your fly brethren.
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#6
umm.... You fought valiantly friend!
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#7
You murderer!
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#8
he made u break ur alarm clock..... that little bastrad, haha, he deserved to die
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#13
Nice story. But the lack of pure bull**** in the story (unlike a lot of Pit threads) is remarkable, which leads me to believe this story actually is bull****. No Pit thread is this pure. Nice try, TS.
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#15
I have these two flies in my room annoying me lately. At least the last one I punched didn't come back.
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#16
I once knocked a fly into my keyboard at work once with a piece of paper. It was all crammed between the corners of wesd and I thought it was dead. It just flew off 10 seconds later.
Those flys are resilient assholes
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#18
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Can't you just accept them as our equals?!
#20
I punched a spider once when I went camping. It was in the morning, and I was just waking up, there was this spider slinging down on a strand of web so I punched it. It just sorta went limp for a few seconds before regaining conciousness and I did that a few more times until it finally fell off of the web and went on my sheets.

I just threw it out, I don't know if it died or not.
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#21
Pick on some one your own size faggot

you think your a big man??? you dont have what it takes to last in the real world
#22
What a dick killing the fly just for buzzing how the **** was it supposed to have any idea how annoying it's buzzing was
#23
You know what? Serves the little buzzer right. Thats not his home...for all we know he was trying to steal some of your stuff. Personally, i like to burn insects with my lighter...and leave their burnt carcasses in front of their buddies nest...then they know not to F with me
#25
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You spelled pow wrong.

exactly what i was thinking!


i hate those damn flies


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#26
I ate a live prawn once. I just plucked it up out of it's little sand pool at the beach and ate it. I don't know how relevant this post is, but I have nothing else to contribute
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#27
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#28
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I ate a live prawn once. I just plucked it up out of it's little sand pool at the beach and ate it. I don't know how relevant this post is, but I have nothing else to contribute


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#30
i once punched a wasp out of the air and killed it, probably the bravest thing i've done in my life
Oh, and ive got a mosquito carcass on my roof, it was sitting on the roof and i smashed it with my massive book and it just stuck there, so i left it as a warning. It actually worked.
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#32
i am now.


thanks a lot.
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#33
WHITE POW...


Wait what??


reminds me at my job, when we take breaks. I kill about 10 flies a day with a rubber band.
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#34
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i once punched a wasp out of the air and killed it, probably the bravest thing i've done in my life
Oh, and ive got a mosquito carcass on my roof, it was sitting on the roof and i smashed it with my massive book and it just stuck there, so i left it as a warning. It actually worked.



I'd make a sign that said something like "beware all ye flying insects that enter this house, ye shall be struck with whatever seems fitting then imprisoned in a cup, beware"


also, does anyone get scorpions? i do on occasion, there's only one way that i deal with them, use the all mighty power of the cup trap, leave it there till i can find a good source of alcohol, pour onto scorpion, commence the rofls (they dont really sting themselves, mostly just act like a really drunk guy till death)
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