#1
I've always wanted to ask that question on UG. Does the pit feel free? In any aspect of your life, do you?
Quote by MH400
a girl on the interwebz?

You have 2 options.

1. Tits.
2. GTFO.

#7
Quote by The Madcap
Umm......I have the freedom to masturbate without the cops banging on my door...


If you were free in the first place, you wouldn't have to masturbate. Wouldn't you?
Quote by MH400
a girl on the interwebz?

You have 2 options.

1. Tits.
2. GTFO.

#8
what is freedom but the right to say what people don't want to hear?

***************************************.... guess im not as free as i would like to be, DAMN YOU FILTERS!
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#9
"My life is just a black abyss,
you know, it's so dark.
And it's suffocating me.
Grabbing hold of me and tightening it's grip,
tighter than a pair of
my little sister's jeans...
which look great on me by the way."

Otherwise, yeah, pretty good here.
#10
Quote by Spike6sic6
If you were free in the first place, you wouldn't have to masturbate. Wouldn't you?
Rape is overrated...Blood isn't as good a lubricant as people make it out to be. It just gets in the way....



...Kidding.....
#11
Yes. I do.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#12
Quote by Keyphur
what is freedom but the right to say what people don't want to hear?

***************************************.... guess im not as free as i would like to be, DAMN YOU FILTERS!



I do believe this man speaks truth.
#14
Quote by The Madcap
Rape is overrated...Blood isn't as good a lubricant as people make it out to be. It just gets in the way....



...Kidding.....


Holy..
You like rape and you're from texas.. I MUST KNOW YOU!

...Kidding.....
And..

"If you were free in the first place, you wouldn't have to masturbate. Wouldn't you?"

That was DEEP!
#15
Quote by InvaderTSN
That's what pre-lubricated condoms are for, duh.
They don't make a size good enough for me. I have to use hefty trash bags. No es bueno.
#17
Okay then if you were free, would you really be surfing the Pit right now?

This is an hypothetic question. We all know the answer, which I shouldn't have to say.
Quote by MH400
a girl on the interwebz?

You have 2 options.

1. Tits.
2. GTFO.

#19
I would post the pear in this thread if I could
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#20
Quote by InvaderTSN
You could just dip the bags in a small pool of lotion.
But lotion gets slightly inside my pee-hole and often times causes an undesirable pain.
#21
Quote by snipelfritz
I would post the pear in this thread if I could

exactly!

Revolt my brothers, revolt against the tyrannical moderators and reclaim those lost to their totalitarian regime!
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#23
Somewhat free.
Not completely free but not chained down.
Honestly, freedom is impossible.
And about 'impossible is nothing'...
Sorry to say, impossible is impossible.
sincewhen??

Quote by Mannypedraza
Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
#24
I think we have pretty good limits on things we do but posting in a spam thread warning is pretty annoying.
#25
Seriously tho, what's internet if not a big place where everyone can feel like gods, flaming others.

Internet gives you the power the make anything you want of your image/self, without any bad consequences. All this thing is nothing more then something created to get over the facts that we are all selfish idiots who just care bout ourselves. On the internet, it's so much easier to do what we want, and pretend you are the person who always wanted to be.

The internet is just another mask humanity created to hide itself from it's shame. That's the only reason internet runs as it is today.
Quote by MH400
a girl on the interwebz?

You have 2 options.

1. Tits.
2. GTFO.

#26
Quote by Keyphur
exactly!

Revolt my brothers, revolt against the tyrannical moderators and reclaim those lost to their totalitarian regime!
You should just callate.
#27
Quote by InvaderTSN
I think you mean undesirable pleasure.
I desire all pleasure.

Can someone remind me; Is it type A blood that's more slippery for lubricant, or AB blood? I can't remember....