Poll: what shall i do?!?!
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View poll results: what shall i do?!?!
burn it
26 21%
spit in its face
3 2%
fart in its face
16 13%
blue angel it
3 2%
let it live
63 52%
other (please describe)
10 8%
Voters: 121.
#3
I like to spray aresole sprays on them. THey cannot absorb oxygen once they are covered in any type of chemical distributed this way. They curl up and twitch and die. Adding a lighter in front of the spray can is also a good idea.


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Let it live.

Let a spider, the one true hellspawn and embodiment of all evil live!!??!!!? Blasphemy!
#4
if you fart in it's face, it'll bite you.
you should let it go.what if someone was farting in your face, or burning you?
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#5
Quote by dullsilver_mike
I like to spray aresole sprays on them. THey cannot absorb oxygen once they are covered in any type of chemical distributed this way. They curl up and twitch and die. Adding a lighter in front of the spray can is also a good idea.


lucky for me there are multiple spiders outside, and i am at a mechanical shop (aka lots of aerosol sprays)

#7
Quote by Keyphur
Blue Angel it?


thats where u fart with a lighter positioned beside butthole...in short it makes a flame out of your stench mist
#9
fart on it
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#10
poll will stay open for another 20 minutes, then the fate of this 8 legged freak will be sealed
#11
SPiDERS ARE CRAP GET AN MG LOLOLOL!!!!11!!1!

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#12
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Spiders Are Crap Get An Mg Lololol!!!!!!!1!1


an mg you say? and run n gun and spray n pray his ass down??
#14
Pour acid onto it, spiders dont deserve life.
"Swim in a lake of death, eaten by crocodiles!"

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#16
I put other. Think you could pull off all of those? That would be cool, light your fart over it then spit on it to put the fire out. Then let it live for a bit, then pull of 2 legs, then do other crazy stuff while yelling out FATALITY!!!!
#17
well it seems that an overwhelming amount of you like spiders. FOr now he will live. But i have this to say to you spider lovers....You dont know what its like...to be outside havin a smoke, and him just chillin, starin at you. You know what hes thinking...and it goes something like this " what a weirdo...with only 2 legs." or somethin like that...pffft

oh yeah, i killed it now
#19
make him radioactive then let it bite you and c wat happens
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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#22
Quote by dullsilver_mike
I like to spray aresole sprays on them.

I thught for a second you wrote arsehole spray.


i say fart on it and then let it live with the shame.
#23
Talk to it, find out about it's problems, form a group with it, take it out for dinner.
Why be so harsh?
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#24
Leave the damn thing alone , its not doing you any harm
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#25
shoulda killed it with fire and had a snack
"Rome wasn't built in a week"

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#27
Let it live, spiders come with four different settings that model other insects.
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#29
Once it was really cold and a spider got frozen in the street, it was big. I took a can of lynx and a lighter to it, and when it thawed out it ran away.

It was awesome.
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#30
Quote by wolfy808
if you fart in it's face, it'll bite you.
you should let it go.what if someone was farting in your face, or burning you?

we'll he is not an arachnid is he?
#31
Quote by Robino_Ibanez
Let it live, spiders come with four different settings that model other insects.


#32
catch it, breed it with a cat, and then use your cat spider army to take over Gainsville, Alabama (pop. 220)....
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#33
Put it as far away from you as possible.
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#34
if its outside then what the hell is the problem.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#35
If it's outside, leave him alone. Inside, however, kill the shit, spiders are horrible things.
#37
Should of rubbed icy hot on it.
Then force it to barrell roll.
Then take a picture of it in a utopian world, and confuse it with humor.
And make it cum blood.


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