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#1
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=790423&page=1&highlight=this+thread+shall+now+commence+backwards



The first one was hilarious. Obey the forum rules, people and we'll be alright


...


My god, why didn't somebody warn that guy?!


*closed*
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#2
what guy?

I BROKE YOUR THREAD!
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Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
#3
I can see the future.

I predict: Some guy will claim he's gonna break the thread.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#4
Man, don't EVER put thoughts like that in my head again.

Deer? Fine.

Turtles? I can deal with that?

But Kodiak bears? You're just sick, man.
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#8
ISN'T SHE GORGEOUS?!?!

*pic removed*

OM NOM NOM NOM


*reported*

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Saxo-Walrus

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#17
what animal should we do next! i mean we have enough sea monkeys!
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#19
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Check this out guys.
*pear*




(this thread is fun )

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#20
I still don't see how she could have gotten the whole thing in her mouth...
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I suggest nicola teslas powered radiation death ray mounted on an orange, top secret, neo-nazi flying swastika

What?
#22
I don't know, man, I think if I did that, I might end up throwing up side of it just from the smell. Then she'd get all mad at me and have to go clean it. Hell, she'd probably make me clean it.

If it's clean, then yes, I could handle it.
#23
Dude... why don't you just get a skunk and bottle it's stink for her?

Edit - make that a clean skunk
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i enjoy getting boners. they make me feel important.


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#24
My girlfriend wants this stinky ass perfume, I swear it smells like skunk. I can't afford the real thing. What should I do, pit?

I can always convince her not to wear it, I just need to get a good substitute.
#25
Anyone else's girlfriend into weird stuff? For example weird smells that turn her on or animals?
Quote by REBAN primusfan
i enjoy getting boners. they make me feel important.


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George Lucas didn't invent Christianity, although he was a big contributor.
#26
dude that picture was sick, what was it, a manbearbaby or something?


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Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#27
Ok all you need to do to solve this problem is to fap it out. Just fap it out man.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#30
Quote by casualty01

Well here it is, the first post on the first forum on Ultimate-Guitar! Everybody post pics of animals you've beat it to.

I'll go first.

haha I thought I was the only one!


On topic, Me and JakdOnCrack had this mad party last night, all we ate was chili that was 25% hot sauce, and we downed it with laundry detergent...

mmmmm
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#31
thats what she said
Emerse your soul in love


You used to be alright What happened?


Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her Dark Eyes .
#33
I was on the beach and there was this guy he was insane and making strange sounds and stuff
Rawr! I'm a dinosaur
#34
Why don't you go into the woods to look for a searchbar to have sex with. Troll.
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I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!


Do you folks like folk?
#35
I'm tired of talking about our favourite Red vs. Blue quotes...
I wish someone named "BringMeTheCalm" would come in and say something completely retarded and almost ruin the thread.
Gear:
Gibson Faded Flying V
Ibanez RG550 Black, Maple Fretboard
Agile Pendulum Pro Dual 7 String
Ibanez Exotic Wood Quilted Maple Acoustic
Peavey Valveking 1x12 50 Watt Tube Combo
POD HD500 Multieffects and Amp Modeling Processor
#36
BAW CHIKA WAHWAH!
I don't care if you've ridden a dolphin before man.
sincewhen??

Quote by Mannypedraza
Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
#37
And i was all... You cannot pick up chicks in a tank - Tucker

How many snack cakes have u had? - Simmons
I dont know... a baker's dozen. - Grif
Do u even kno how many are in a baker's donzen? - Simmons
By my count... 48. - Grif
Gear:
Gibson Faded Flying V
Ibanez RG550 Black, Maple Fretboard
Agile Pendulum Pro Dual 7 String
Ibanez Exotic Wood Quilted Maple Acoustic
Peavey Valveking 1x12 50 Watt Tube Combo
POD HD500 Multieffects and Amp Modeling Processor
Last edited by Grunge Monkey at Aug 2, 2008,
#38
Caboose: I think it would be ironic if everything was made of iron.

Sarge: You just got Sarged!

Sarge: Dr. Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead! Ring ring, hello? Is it you? Yep, you're dead!

Sarge: How do you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears; deez nuuuuuuts.
Quote by REBAN primusfan
i enjoy getting boners. they make me feel important.


Quote by chubbychunks
George Lucas didn't invent Christianity, although he was a big contributor.
#39
I guess I'd have to go with "turtle."
Or, dolphin! Y'know, I've ridden one before. It was kickass.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#40
C-c-c-combo breaker! v

And I never thought the pear could be utilised in such a sexual manner.
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