#1
so the night before last me and two mates are leaving a club and get a load of agro from some fellas,

anyway after awhile there's a big old ruckus, i got a black eye for my troubles and my mate gets a bit of a beating

so it made me think is this a common thing to happen any one in the pit ever just got involved in the street over essentially nothing?

is it the sort of thing that only happens in England as well?
#2
Yeah, in the US we just shoot each other.
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#3
Well it happens quite a lot.

*brush past someone in club*

"oops sorry mate"

"what the **** are you doing?"

"sorry"

"i'll **** you up, little pussy"

Yup happens all the time. Luckily i can run fast and so i just run away. Sometimes if your drunk enough you can take the hit and they get kicked out and everythings fine.
#7
in mexico...well we shoot each other or if we lose the fight we send someone to kill the guy.
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#8
okay i shall also mention, it was an indie club and they were not chavs

and also i forget to say we were also out numbered

so i don't seem like a poof for getting a black eye
#9
My neighbor got involved in a knife fight over a tipped cow. Yeah, in the U.S. we either shoot someone or sue them, usually.
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My neighbor got involved in a knife fight over a tipped cow. Yeah, in the U.S. we either shoot someone or sue them, usually.


Was your friend the one who tipped the cow?
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My neighbor got involved in a knife fight over a tipped cow. Yeah, in the U.S. we either shoot someone or sue them, usually.


Omg cow tipping is the funniest thing ever. Just a shame when they break their legs and you gotta shoot them.
#12
I'm Canadian, someone hits you in the face you say "oh, excuse me" ;D
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i read midnight fist****.. not that the title attracte me. not at all..
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Was your friend the one who tipped the cow?


Yeah, he was out with some friends and they did it in this random guys yard. He comes out stark naked and raving, brandishing a 10-inch bowie knife. My neighbor pulls out his hunting knife (Kentucky) and they each get some nasty cuts before it ends. He was in the 8th grade...
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Yeah, he was out with some friends and they did it in this random guys yard. He comes out stark naked and raving, brandishing a 10-inch bowie knife. My neighbor pulls out his hunting knife (Kentucky) and they each get some nasty cuts before it ends. He was in the 8th grade...


lol, hicks.
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pics or it didnt happen
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lol TS
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#22
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okay i shall also mention, it was an indie club and they were not chavs

and also i forget to say we were also out numbered

so i don't seem like a poof for getting a black eye


Too late


It happens in Scotland if that helps.
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#24
This crap goes on everywhere mate, no need to feel like it's just you who's been attacked by a group of people larger than your group. Some people can't manage to have a decent night out without having to cause trouble and ruin someone elses. We've been attacked walking past a park because we weren't "one of them". Granted it was a group of about 20 scallies who'd been pissed up on cheap cider but still isn't nice when your night is ruined by pricks like that.
#26
Here in Canada we sick our polar bears on people.
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#27
I've never had any problems, I'm pretty good at talking myself out of a fight. Probably helps that I'm 6'4 though!

My technique is to put an arm round their shoulders and explain that we could both go on having a good night, or they could kick off and noses will get broken, and who really wants that? Arm round the shoulders works wonders with drunk people, as does sharing a smoke.
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#28
depends on age, i know that alot of younger clubs and 18 clubs people just fight, but once you hit 21 and up people shoot.
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#29
I've had so many confrontations inside/outside clubs i've lost count. But its usually just verbal.
#30
TS, you from Manc? If so, I'm not surprised.

I'm from Preston, that **** happens all the time to me and my mates outside clubs. Thats Northern England for you.
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TS, you from Manc? If so, I'm not surprised.

I'm from Preston, that **** happens all the time to me and my mates outside clubs. Thats Northern England for you.

Nah it's like that everywhere mate.
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