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#1
So the situation is as follows:

Next Wednesday my family is leaving on a short camping trip. But that Friday, my friends and I are driving about four hours, to go to Warped Tour on Saturday. My parents insist that I go on the family trip until Friday morning, and then drive three hours home, pick up my friends, and drive the four hours to Warped. In addition to the inefficiency of this trip, I have been formulating some pretty epic plans for Wednesday and Thursday if my parents let me stay home.

At this point, I need some sort of bullet proof excuse or reason to skip the family outing altogether. Any help? Joke answers are perfectly welcome but I really would appreciate some earnest advice.
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#2
Tell them you have herpes and need to give it to the dog...nobody wants to see that.
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It's so damn obvious that you have to pull a Shawn Hunter you nikkuh.

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#7
eat some REALLL ****ty food before your about to leave
and right before you leave...heave that ish.
or just volunteer at your place of work (if you work) during those days. thats what i do if i dont feel like trekking up to ****hole new jersey to visit my epicly greek grandparents.
#8
having to work is the only reasonable excuse
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#10
Tell them that you are allergic to the bears that are undoubtedly lurking just outside of the campsite waiting for you to fall asleep and eat your insides.

Or tell them you don't have enough gas.
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#11
Just tell them how ridiculously inefficient it is for you to do so much driving with how high gas prices are. And that its unsafe for you to do so much driving in one day and how its risking your life. And use a lot of pleases.

Or just say, "Bitch, why aren't you in the kitchen makin' me my sangwitch. I'm not goin' on no damn trip you plannin' you crazy bitch!"
#12
So far my reasons, which have all been rejected by my parents

1) The cost of gas is too high
2) Ill only really be missing out on one full day of vacation
3) The travel time is a serious inconvenience.

edit - and my last day at work was last Thursday. Normally I would just say that Im on the schedule and cant do anything about it. But yeah, cant do that any more unfortunately
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#13
if the work idea doesnt work...just do as the ancient greeks did...

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#14
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So far my reasons, which have all been rejected by my parents

1) The cost of gas is too high
2) Ill only really be missing out on one full day of vacation
3) The travel time is a serious inconvenience.


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The only other good one is work. Or some bull**** with a friend in desperate need of your penis. I'd stick with work though
#18
I'm throwing a party while you're gone and don't want you to know.
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#19
Break your leg.

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#22
Tell them that you're having problems with porography or musturbation or something. They'll have to have a long talk with you... No more vacation! Or just go camping. Camping pwns.
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#26
tell them that people will be shooting a gay-goat-horse porn movie at your house and that you can't have them there seeing as you need to concentrate on the goats arse.
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#27
tell them your got sumthin to do that'll make money, be creative

tell them you spent it all on cd's at warped tour(they give out a few dozen free ones and 1 dollar ones)
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#28
The ideas are good so far, I appreciate it. Keep em coming, I need to build an invincible defense.
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#29
Kill yourself.
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#30
i just say im staying home have fun
and they leave and im free to go get wasted
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#31
Say you have come down with an awful case of teh br00t4lz and then go into your room and listen to dying fetus.
#32
Here's the best idea...Tell them you're getting some poon so **** off and leave without you...
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#34
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Here's the best idea...Tell them you're getting some poon so **** off and leave without you...

The thing is, if I can manage to stay home, poon is actually quite likely. One of the many reasons Im completely unwilling to go on this trip. It would also be the perfect opportunity for me to finally experiment with lsd. Not to mention just chill with my friends and a hearty supply of beer and weed. Its frustrating though because I cant realistically say "Let me stay home so I can get laid and drop acid."
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#35
say you already payed like $50 for a ticket and cant return it.
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#36
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eat some REALLL ****ty food before your about to leave
and right before you leave...heave that ish.
or just volunteer at your place of work (if you work) during those days. thats what i do if i dont feel like trekking up to ****hole new jersey to visit my epicly greek grandparents.

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#38
1. become violently sick (or fake it well).
2. do a lot of housework before you are supposed to go. Then, start mowing the lawn right before you're supposed to leave.
3. combination. do housework + mow, then, as you are mowing, start looking increasingly like you are going to be sick. Stop suddenly at some point and run to the bathroom, maybe running into a few things on the way to look more convincing. Once you are there, try to make yourself sick or splash some water or something. If your parents haven't already left you by this time, act like you're going to continue puking up all that you ate for the past week and then some. If they're still there, they will hopefully not see the point in taking you, even if you start looking better after that.

These suggestions have worked for me many times in the past. I got my mom, myself, my boyfriend, and his mom out of the last half of an orchestra awards thing when we would've had to sit through another 5 hours by convincingly pretending to be sick in the bathroom. After I told him that I faked the whole thing, he was very impressed.

I hope this helps.
#39
Unfortunately pretending to be sick would be too obvious given the circumstances. Plus, its been a solid eighty degrees almost every day for a few weeks
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Unfortunately pretending to be sick would be too obvious given the circumstances. Plus, its been a solid eighty degrees almost every day for a few weeks


How is this relevant?

And yeah, faking sick would be too obvious. However, if you can prove it (showing them that you're actually vomiting, etc.) and are really good at acting sick, then you might be able to convince them.

Otherwise try to get them to hear the voice of reason.
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